In 593 points I will attain "Guru" status. What do I do with this new power/title/enrichment? Will it help me solve the problems of the world? Will I be able to bestow happiness on the less fortunate? Will books and movies be written about me? Will I be able to create rainbows from my smile? Will I be able to strike down the misery of trolls everywhere? Most importantly, how can I get these 593 points to find out once and for all?
Guru status is the first stage to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.
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I'm just here to accumulate my own points towards total personal enlightenment
The day it finally happens you will look around you at the world and wonder if things have really changed. Although it's hard to believe, you'll still feel pretty much like you always have. You'll go through your normal routines. You'll check out what's happening on GaG without really thinking about it. But then, gradually, this new dawn will begin to make its presence felt. You'll feel a deeper sense of obligation to the lost and helpless who post. You'll feel the greater sense of responsibility. It will be normal for you to second guess yourself and wonder if you truly merit your new title. But then you'll settle in and carry on, albeit with the knowledge that others have gone before you and that you must follow in their footsteps.
Be proud of your Hard Work and Great Guru Accomplishment and Continue to Help Others. Next is Master of your Domain, this Takes a bit longer. You will surely Make it. However, when there is No Other Level to go to, Continue to Accumulate the Points so you can Take More Advantage of the Gag Gifts without it Affecting the Points to Get to a Level that doesn't Exist after Master. Good luck and Good Going, @SarahsSummer xx
Well done - I remember on my old account how excited I was to get "Guru" and when I got "Master", I couldn't care less - I won't lie to you, it does give you a buzz for a day or two seeing the black label but it fades and some people even feel a little put off by it, getting the urge to answer the odd questions that arise "There is nothing special about being Masters or Gurus just activity, all users are equal in my eyes".
They always cancel my account before I get that close = MY BADGE of courage standing up to the ad-money-hungry GAG idiots + trolls, turning the tables back on them (but I get the GAG blame b/c they love trolls... = clicks = ad-money)