I was in around the 9th grade and I really wished that there was a way for me to know what girls think of random little shit. Stuff like do they notice my eyes going towards their boobs and do they realize that I can't help it sometimes. Or why it takes them so long to get ready in the morning. If they wore makeup because they wanted to put it on or because they really thought guys cared that much and all these other. Do vaginas ich, what the fuck is a period, just little questions I didn't have the ability to walk up to a girl and ask.
Little did I know there was an entire online community dedicated to that cause lol.
*AHEM* Well... it was a dark and stormy night... I was feeling for a snack and decided to go down stairs for a bite when these 3 NINJAS came crashing through my kitchen window swords drawn.
So... I got into a crouching Pigeon hidden Poodle fight stance and asked them in a manner like those old kung fu movies where the lip sync doesn't match up with the audio. "Young grasshoppers... why do you enter my temple of solitude?"
One of them stepped forward, took off his mask and had the head of an Angry Banana and said; "Our wifi went out O' great Poodle Master, we need to ask a question on GAG so we decided to use yours"
To that I replied; MOFO you could've just knocked on my fucking door, fine... use my wifi but you fixing my dam window. That's when they logged onto GAG. I saw what they were doing, and like Smeagol to his precious I was hooked... THE END. :v
I am fairly sure it was keying a question into google but it must have been a couple of times before I joined because I thought it would be a very young crushing/romantic site but I found it had a wider base.