Got these questions from a prelim poll I conducted. Winner will be officially president of GAG. Not all nominees listed, only the most popular ones. Listed in order of popularity. Good luck to everyone.
Lol I don't exactly know what a GAG president even is, but in any case, I'm going to go with a write-in ballot for @YourFutureEx. Nice/respectful guy whenever I've interacted with him on here and puts effort into his answers. I'm sure one can find random pictures of his ear, hand, and whatnot around the GAG question archives if they search hard enough haha
Does it matter? I will crush all opposition with my grand Fleet. I will lead the charge shirtless riding a great white shark. I will become your dictator. We will build a great sea wall to keep the clowns out. Make the pay for it. The folks in the poll are crooked criminals with blood. :^)
What kind of perks do you get for being the president of GaG. Like do you get a lot of GaG pussy/dick. Do you get all the tears of the butt hurt on this site. Do you get to publicly hang bad trolls. These are the things I need to know.