So I attempted to slap this strippers ass. She turned around and invited me to do it. I missed the fatty part of her ass and put too much palm into my slap. It made absolutely no noise what so ever. Even though the music was blasting it was dead silent in there. I hit to the left of her tailbone and it sort of paralyzed for for a mild second there. It was at that moment that I realized I was autistic. I created my GAG account the day after. Do you guys have any stories?
Most Helpful Girl
Can't say it was anything that life-changing that brought me here. I blame Google.0
Most Helpful Guy
I forget the exact question, but I had typed a question into Google and a GAG thread came up. Having never heard of this site, I read the responses, went to the main page and I saw a question where my reaction was something like "Jesus, this guy needs help" so I created an account and posted a response. I then thought "Hmm... for every 7,000 XPER, I get a $20 Amazon card. I can do this pass the time during work when I don't want to actually do work." I've now realized how big 7,000 XPER is and that that Amazon card may never come.