I had a situation where I needed advice on but couldn't talk to the people I knew about it and I found this website a while ago when I searched a random question on bing. I keep coming back because I like giving advice and helping people out. I also made a couple of friends that help me out with my problems when my friends in the "real world" can't.
I come back because I know once I hit 50,000 points I get a free real live unicorn
I come on here to give stupid answers and talk randomly about nothing. And to test peoples intelligence and see how stupid they are. Like the time when you stole that candy apple and ate it after it feel in that horse shyt.
I feel more intelligent. GAG is full of liberals and listening to them speak about politics makes me feel smarter. I mean why would anyone want to work for a living and strive for success if all liberals want to do is share and make everything equal!