I was working out last night and I had the gnarliest smelling farts, like I sorta gagged from them (and you know something stinks when you gag off your own supply), anyways it was super embarrassing and this really hot girl was getting dumbells next to me and one silently seeped through my ass cheecks. I quickly walked away but I saw her face rinkle but she tried being polite but she was disgusted by the smell. After that I left.
Farts smell like sewage?
What Girls Said 5
That made me laugh. Eating healthier tends to eliminate horrid stenches. Maybe poop before the gym next time too0
gross go get accupuncture they help w that0
Stay away from raw meat0
Lay off the cheese0
What Guys Said 6
You should probably consider having your anal cavity sugically sealed shut. You can then use a specially-crafted hose to evacuate your bowels through your mouth.2
More like sewage smells of waste, and waste smells like farts. Nothing out of the ordinary there.
Just, next time, when you know a fart is coming, leave as soon as you can. Otherwise, farts are just farts. They're natural.0
You need to lay off those eggs.1
And the question is? Stay away from dairy a bit and poo before leaving your home1
Drink lots of water...do cardio0
lol. thanks for sharing.1
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