For the sake of this question, let's assume that the Judeo-Christian God exists. Would he be the one that inspires people, the douche bag that just about everyone hates, etc? Would he give long answers or one word answers? What types of questions would he ask/answer?
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Settle down, my children, and get back to your lives. I am said to have faith in, and forgiveness for, each and every one of you, and for all intents and purposes of applied humanity that is still the case. A few of you, the smart ones, are having trouble reconciling that forgiveness, the fact that I am omniscient, and all of the human history, as well as cast doubt on humanity being the centerpiece of creation. Let me tell you that a lot of how the universe actually works is on a need to know basis.
If you tried to teach Special Relativity to tape worms, you would not get very far, so if a few of you needed to put the crusty fingers to the book and mouth the syllables of "thou shall not kill" in order to behave, you could see why that scripture is there. I don't see how it could have been written any better or simpler, but what you've done with it is frankly not encouraging. You paint my image to match each of your nationalities - if you're not ready for me to look even minutely different within your species, is it any wonder I see no productive use in making an appearance?0