Everything in this site is so messy so I don't know where to go and write a fucking article.
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I believe a mod said yesterday that the new incarnation of the article feature isn't up yet, so it's not available at this time.
I was looking for the answer in the FAQ since someone asked a similar question yesterday, and it doesn't state clearly that they aren't up yet, despite mentioning Articles in the context of Following them. So maybe an minor FAQ update explaining the current state of the Article feature would be a good thing ;)0