BOYS HAVE COOTIES, ALL OF THEM!
Cooties are highly contagious, and even though they are not lethal or dangerous in any way, IT IS STILL ICKY!
Cooties are highly contagious, and even though they are not lethal or dangerous in any way, IT IS STILL ICKY!
Cooties are the child friendly way of saying STD's, and pregnancy risks.
Hahahaa Indeed!
I don't understand the purpose of this myTake.
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I work in an elementary school. Cooties are a serious problem, that's why I get the circle circle dot dot cooties shot every year.
Good!!!
This little guy had to learn the hard way! D:
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Omg hahahaha how cute
So, if I kiss myself do I get double the cooties?
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Yaaaass
I didn't get my cootie shot, and that's why I have a cold now. Thanks, boys. -death glare-
Hahaha I'm getting over a cold myself!
So accurate. 100/10.
Thank goodness I got my cootie shot!💉😷
GOOD!!! :o
Oh crap! Nicole you need to get anti-cooties shot, cooties vaccine and don't forget to wear cooties mask and always wear cooties armor.
And eat healthy to keep you immune system good to defend your body from cooties
You're going to get them eventually stop running away from it.
Never!!!
Go infect annabanana with cooties!
OOoooh look at that, he tags her so she can see it!
uuuuuuhhhhh Huhhhhhh
No we're not!!!
I guess that works to our advantage then! Freeeeeeeeeedom!!!
:D That makes me think about elementary school that that being where I learned about the cootie shot.
YES WE DO AND WE WILL INFECT YOU LADIES WITH IT!
BAHAHAHAHAHA! >;D
That's because men are more likely to sleep with a pretty random girl off the street than a woman is. Most women don't fuck a random handsome man that is off the street
A girl could have stds and the guy could care less
Some guys will even beg to hit it raw
Men are whores
It's gone out of control. We have no choice we have to nuke everything to stop the cooties from taking over.
Love the pony. 😍
Accurate as hell. 100000/10 😇👍
Brilliant!! Fortunately I'm not likely to catch them
Girls, we got the cooties from you.
NAH UHHHH
you're just jealous cause men don't get cellulite :D
NAH UH THAT'S ALL LIES
lol men do have cellulite. Just because the skin is thicker, it is less noticeable, but you couldn't be more wrong.
I think I'm pretty healthy thank you very much, I rarely get sick or have cooties! :P
thanks for reminding me to get my cootie shot this year (୨୧•͈ᴗ•͈)◞ᵗʱᵃᵑᵏઽ*♡
Can male bunny rabbits spread this awful pathogen to the humans?
Nichole has cooties!
*runs away*
NAH UH YOU LIAR!
You have giiiirrrrl coooootieesss :O
ANYONE WOULD BE LUCKY TO BE BLESSED WITH MY COOTIES
I PREFER THE TOMMY PICKLES COOTIES
HOW DARE YOU
@Fenixx0083 told me to say this!
I'm not lying :D
*escapes while Fen gets roasted*
da fuck
Fen is my scapegoat for everything now. Right Fen?
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Look what I found, hanging around.
*stands up* my name is Fen... ("Hi Fen!") ... and I've been living with cooties for several years now...
Cooties - are those the squiggly things that shoot out your wiener?
No sir, those are tiny human fishes looking for a home.
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