You might have read many takes about this topic but I guarantee you that this one is different and unique and is nothing like those takes you have already read. Whatever I am going to write in this take is true and genuine but in order to make it entertaining for you to read I will be adding funny shades to it. So I will try as hard as I can to put my words in a funny way.
I am a virgin in love and in sex.
However I know what traits and characteristics of a guy rings the bell. (if you know what I mean)
1) Good hygiene is a turn off. Poor hygiene is a turn on. Okay. I am joking. It is definitely the other way around. A guy should know why the shower is for. Although only showering is not enough for being considered clean according to my hygiene code. In order you to be clean to me you have to take care of your oral hygiene, your stuff should be in/on their right places and not everywhere in the house. I can't strand when one sock is on the bed the other is on the top of your laptop. And the most important part of this hygiene thing is the control over farting.
I love guys who can control women. (Another turn on of mine. I will talk about this later in this take). If you can't control those small noisy airs coming from your butt how can you control a whole human being who has a different genitalia than yours? Think about this.
When he is FINALLY in the bathroom he can let his wild need take over then again he shouldn't take advantage of being in the fart place (toilet seat) and fart in a way that others may think there is a terrorist in the house who just blew up the toilet. I can't tolerate him having poor butt hygiene. And don't tell me I am strict because I will allow him to burp all he wants as I myself am good at it. He can join and beat me although I doubt he can. So he should be FART FREE.
2) Being affectionate is a turn on.
I really think foreplay is very important. By foreplay I don't mean 11 second lasting kiss and then jumping into breast and playing /sucking whatever. Spending hrs between my legs is not foreplay. That is very annoying when a guy slurps it and then bump and dump. The foreplay that I want includes kissing and touching all the possible body parts except from some parts (if you know what I mean). I REALLY LOVE THE IDEA OF CUDDLING in a way that I need help!!!!!.
I can't stand when a guy rolls over and sleeps as if he did his deed and now wants to relax. Instead of feeling his affection you hear his snoring. He sleeps like a pig without even cuddling you. Sorry for saying pig. I meant disgusting pig.
3) Confidence is a turn on. While frigidness, playing hard to get are turn offs. I really like when a guy is straightforward and take actions but no way he should be clingy. Just because I don't want him to be clingy and needy doesn't mean he should act frigid and plays hard to get.
If I notice that a guy wants me to go after him then I will dump his balls and ass. It is funny how arrogant good looking guys think they can break my ego just because they are have some lucky experiences with making hoes run after them. 
You are no better than those guys whom I rejected. I have met all the types of guys and I can really tell that playing hard to get strategy is never going to work with me. I have to confess that I don't call guys unless he calls me for many times and we really talk to each other. (If he calls me and I ignore him then there is no need to call me again)
4) Possessiveness is a turn on. Now excuse me for being less funnier and more serious. I can't stand when a guy doesn't care about his gf's past. Sorry girls with luxorous sexual histories. I know this will make you angry
but I have a pure past and want to be appreciated for my self control and self worth.
I don't care how many hundred women he has banged for his entire life he should care about being my first man. 
He should appreciate the fact that out of 3,000,000,000 guys I chose him to be the only only only man for my whole life. He should also appreciate the fact that I valued my body enough not to share intimacy with the wrong ones. Is thinking you deserves the man who respects and loves you with his whole heart and is ready to share his life with you a bad thing? I don't think so. I value male experience as fuck and will appreciate his past lovemaking adventures why shouldn't he value my purity and appreciate my past and present purity?
5) Well definitely being controlling is a turn on but this doesn't mean he can make me his slave.
I really want to feel he is the boss and I am the bossee.
This much. Feel free to express your opinions and disagreements
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