What's a good comeback for "you're a bad texter? "?

[Anonymous]

He's my friends with benefits and I do admit I respond late all the time lol but is not my fault. He told me I'm a bad texter. How does "but in not bad not in giving bj" sounds like? What other comebacks l I'll? It doesn't have to be sex related?

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+1 y

He means I take long to reply though, not on spelling or grammar. Although mines are bad here.

[wonderhappytime]

your dick is small. Trust me, any man will take that as offensive. thats the no no zone in talking to a man. never tell him his dick is small... but don't actually do that. It will probably ruin is self esteem and thus your sex experience.

[Asker]

Lol that's going too far and he isn't :p

[dartmaul15]

"i'm a bad texte, r but oobviously i must do SOMETHING right since you still stick arround. Now, shut up and start lickin', i'm an even worse texter when i'm horny"
note: only do this if you actually want it

[DivaMonae]

Are you sure or maybe I just don't have a reason to reply...

Or

Are you sure or maybe you aren't giving me a reason to reply right away...

[Lou_H]

Just say "wow thanks!", that usually makes people feel bad but also makes you seem like you don't give a shit hah

[pandagirl12334]

Well you're bad at life and I'm fabulous. Oh, and you have a tiny sick too.

[Ifonlyifonly]

You're bad at texting.****** Correct that shit

[Asker]

Lmao

[Littlett25]

Yessss 😂😂😂

[Ifonlyifonly]

:D Love it

[thechica]

" you should be happy! :) I took my precious time to text you back" lol even if I text you 3 hours later

[Stacyzee]

Say, "I admit I'm only talented at sucking your d*ck"

[abw121290]

That's an awesome response!

[Solaayy]

Well.. mabe I have better things to do 😉 (wink shows its a joke)

[openhearted65]

Just make a joke of it. Say would it make it better if I was a different colour texter

[TheBBD]

I am better at some other stuff. Would you want to find out?

[nert73]

Autocorrect is your friend

[Asker]

Lol nice one!

[nert73]

Thanks :-)
(The joke is, I hate autocorrect)

[Asker]

But he means i take long to respond. Not on spelling. Any other?

[nert73]

Swype is your friend

[nert73]

(The joke is, I hate Swype)

[Asker]

Girl you're too good at this! Lol

[nert73]

Lol thanks

[Error_204]

"You're a fuck you!"

[Asker]

Horrible

[Error_204]

I know. But the reality is that you're really bad at this. In order to have a comeback you need to actually have something to work with and it generally has to be centered around the other person.

[Anonymous]

Yeah but at least I'm better at making you cum.

[chocolateismylover]

At least I respond.

[Maxemeister]

You're a bad talker!