If we were having sex then yeah I'd find it pretty weird and instantly think that you were some crazed mad man who was waiting for the right moment to behead me. Keep it under the bed. I hide knives all over the house (in hidden, out of reach/sight) places because I have a stalker so I understand you having it there. Also it's dangerous to keep it in the bed, sounds far fetched but one day you might be completely immersed in an intense dream and hurt yourself with it.
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Meh, the boyfriend's got an axe under the bed. It would be disturbing if I didn't know it was there, so the person should tell me beforehand but they should also probably just not keep it under the pillow? Just store it somewhere else.
That is messed up. You should know how much.
You should keep it on another place maybe and perhaps seek some counseling. You might still feel affected by what happened.
It wouldn't disturb me, I'd realize they were trying to have some protection. But I'd advise them to put it between the bed frame and mattress on the side so that you can grab it more subtly.
It'd bug me because I am a restless sleeper and one day I'm gonna wake up with a huge cut on my face and tons of blood everywhere.
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yeah lol. I would shit my pants. xD I would think you wanted to murder me and that the sex was a distraction so you would have time to kill me. I overthink a lot, not only me I bet a lot of other women overthink too.
Where I live, it would be incredibly unnecessary. I'd think he was paranoid and slightly delusional.
Its ok cause its better to be safe than sorry. It wouldn't disturb me, id just move it so neither of us would get hurt.
I keep an axe under my bed, so I know about keeping weapons in weird places. I wouldn't find it weird but isn't there another place you can put it? Under a pillow seems a little unsafe and rather uncomfortable.
You keep a sharp blade underneath the spot that you rest your head? Yeah, that's pretty disturbing, not gonna lie.
it's certainly out of the ordinary but if you explained the situation, i'd understand
just make sure you don't accidentally cut you or your partner with itYou need to rethink your weapon options. How will you justify having a machete to the police unless you live in bush country. Im a joiner and I keep a new handsaw under my bed and a hammer is out of the question legally believe it or not. Had to use it once it worked well, my country has strict laws too, my burglar had "lifted" a knife from my kitchen to use as a weapon.
I mean I'm more concerned with the safety of your face. One wrong move and there goes your ear. Or your nose. Or the whole side of your face.
just don't cut yourself when you slide your hand under your pillow during your sleep, a lot of people do that lol.
Putting a machete in a place where your head lays whilst you're asleep sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Yeah, it's a little weird to have the machete under your pillow if you're sleeping. I'd feel okay if the person hid it under the mattress or under the bed
It'd disturb me yes. if I don't know the person I'd be nervous.
If I know you for a while, and know your backstory too then I'd be okay with it, I mean 'more okay'Maybe under your pillow would be a little excessive.. What if you accidentally cut yourself?
i would ask why and if they had a legitimate reason, i wouldn't think anymore of it
I think it's ok unless I would find a machete under the pillow of a partner.
As long as you don't use it for random people. I get it, you're just trying to be safe.
Hell yeah. Why didn't you just buy a dog!
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Under your pillow, yes. Under the bed, not really.
r u freaking kidding me? id leave in an instant.
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