How many guys had to lie or conceal that they were a virgin the first time they had sex?

Anonymous
I think the question says it all. Basically, I realized recently that most, possibly all, guys who have ever had sex either had to lie or intentionally conceal that they were a virgin the first time they had sex. I'm curious how many of you had to do this as well? (I would make a poll out of this, but it says I have to be Xper level 3+ or something). Feel free to include stories.

Girls: For the inevitable lecturing about honesty in a relationship that will come from women, get over it. In order for a guy to have sex, he has to find a woman who wants to have sex. But if she wants sex, she doesn't want it with an inexperienced guy, because she doesn't want to be a teacher or whatever. Thus, you screw all male virgins as you exclude them as sexual partners. Dumb. At least by lying, they'll get laid, and you know what? I bet it's going to be at least half way decent because you won't be able to tell the difference (you don't have to be a virgin to suffer from sexual problems).
How many guys had to lie or conceal that they were a virgin the first time they had sex?
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