There are healthy people, and then there's you. You wouldn't necessarily call yourself obsessed with working out, but others would. If you think you're the healthiest person you know...well, you probably are.
1. You've already replaced your tennis shoes three times this year.
2. Your doctor had to double check your resting heart rate because she or he hadn't seen a number that low in a LONG time or EVER!
3. Other people's pee is yellow. Your pee can be mistaken for water.
4. You wrinkle your nose in confusion when someone asks you to take an elevator.
5. There is a fully loaded gym bag in your car right now no matter what time of day it is.
6. You've had to wait at the gym or other workout facility for them to open up.
7. You will only book a hotel if it has a gym. A good gym.
8. Kale, chicken breasts, and egg whites are life.
9. The only reason you stop running is because your dog appears to be begging for you to stop so he can just die already.
10. You have an actual closet just for your gym clothes and shoes.
11. The staff at the gym routinely asks you how your kids or your significant other are doing by name.
12. All your Christmas and birthday gifts are workout related.
13. You don't workout with other people, they workout with you.
14. You've written out more than one or two diet plans for friends or family.
15. You bring your own weights on vacation.
16. You impatiently wait for Feb. 1. to roll around each year because by then the thinning of the herd at your gym will have occurred and you can get back into your NOOB free uninterupted routine again.
17. You've legitimately inquired as to how you can appear in a fitness magazine and your request was taken seriously.
18. At 6am, you've already done an hour of your workout.
19. You didn't just sign up for the office sports team, you created it.
20. You're an adult who installed a trophy/medal case for all of your accomplishments.
21. Your weekly calendar includes: "Food Prep Day."
22. The only time your usual workout clothing ever went up in size is when you had to make room for your growing baby as you continued your routine.
23. You literally go through withdrawals when you can't workout.
24. If you needed to know exactly what you ate and how you worked out 3 years, six days, and four hours ago, you could pull up the file, no problem.
25. You might have broken both your arms in a car accident, but that just means everyday is leg day.
26. You own a bit of stock in multi-compartment plastic food containers.
27. Eight hours of sleep is not a suggestion, it's a requirement.
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