Will you date me?

[Anonymous]

I'm looking for a super hot model chick. Or a woman who's at least decently attractive. She should at least not be over weight. Or for the most part, moderately skinny. Nice lips, well shaped feet..Have a doctorate in sociology, or at least a bachelors in social science. At the very least a high school graduate. not have any major warts on her face, or at the most one, but not on her nose, unless its the left nostril, and that too, should be on the smaller side.

I am a famous musician. Well, went to music school. I live in France- or close...Spain... super intelligent, genius, mensa,

got a full scholarship to Yale, but went to Indiana...Super large penis...4 inches...Very romantic, love budwiser beer...adore fine restaurants, anyone tried the new Veggie burger at Mcdonalds.?

Adores le Comedie Francaise, but can't stand Racine...

Will you date me...I would like children, a nice house, romantic

pic nics in a bucolic setting, trips to le Havre, visits to Grenada.

Eventual marriage, and two labradors- or perhaps a hamster named Prudie.

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+1 y

uh...duh...me, ego..watsical...male? Me think simple...can't handle...much information...

brain..is...explodin..g

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+1 y

: = )

[howtofallinlove]

Ou Wow.. another ego-tistical male

Heres some advice (hopefully your simple male brain can handle the help..)

Lower your standards.. you want a model? well you better be as freakin hot as she is..if not hotter.

You seem to have your life planned out.. why not date a librarian?

You need to cut the crap.. like if she has a wart on her face it has to be on her left nostril .. what the hell?! That is crap.

By the looks of this... ad... I don't think your super intelligent or a genius..

Romantic.. have you even read this ...ad...?

Common.. Be realistic.

And if you want a 'super hot model chick' who's 'moderatly skinny' good luck.

Did your simple-mindedness get that?

[Hippy]

Love it ;)

[Anonymous]

Mensa and you want a model? Pffffffffftttt...

[I-am-a-nobody]

@Anonymous
Gotta get that intellectual stimulation somewhere, right?

[eatokash]

Dude, totally hilarious!

I get your sense of humor.

Run along now... ta ta.

LOL

[amberthesweetest]

Totally impossible to find someone with so many standards that they have to meet unless you are talking about someone that you already know. You probably won't find them on here. People lie.

If you do find this girl there's a chance that she might not like you.

Good luck anyway.

[lelebear]

I think you sound very funny. Keep up that sense of humor and maybe you will get your super hot model chick or at least a girl without any warts.

[Anonymous]

yeah you sound like a real catch I'm sure you can get that super hot model chick of your dreams

[geeee]

sounds like the PERFECT life...won't happen!

[Pytbull]

For sure! I don't have any warts. ;)

[dasouthernicon]

too freakin funny... hamster named Prudie...

[thina22]

Super large penis...4 inches --> super large? LOL!

[lloydmongo]

mensa are you serious

[Hippy]

Ha ha - No

[Anonymous]

Are you serious?