I fractured my humerus and it wasn't humorous lols. True story; I was hit by a car when I was 12 and was very very lucky because that was my only injury apart from a couple of bruises; the car came off worse, the windscreen was smashed o_0 . If I hadn't been wearing this ski coat with the hood up I might've hit my head on the road which would've been pretty bad. As it was I just had to wear my arm in a sling for 6 weeks
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I had a stroke once... but that's not really something *I* did to myself.
I was trampled by 8 horses once when I was 7 but again, that's not the WORST thing.
I haven't done anything horrible. I fell out of a tree when I was 14 and I slid down the trunk in a way that it cut my side from my hip to my arm pit and it turned green and oozy... hurt pretty bad. Worse than the horses so I guess that's it.
Hm where to start.. Skinned both my hands and knees on concrete it was just the white left... Drop a couch on my foot... Had an oven explode right besides me... Had a partially torn acl and tendonitis all in my right ankle... Fell off something when I was little and busted my face open on my eyebrow my mom said I looked like Bloody Mary and I still have the scar to prove it and it still hurts..
Never had an actual injury. The most painful experience I can remember is when I didn't insert the cup (for the groin protection) correctly and got hit in the nuts by a hockey puck. I was down for several minutes and had to get dragged or whatever off the ice. Couldn't get up for a while or finish the game.
Dislocated my kneecap while playing basketball, it took them 3 hours until they decided to put it back in. Hurt like hell in the first 20 minutes, then i got used to the pain and i was fine. Pretty weird feeling to see a bone of yours in such an odd position though.
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A car door tore my earlobe and my father had to stich it... fell from a swing and landed on my eye, it was all purple and blue and the size of a tennis ball, they didn't know if I still had my eye so my aunts all wanted to give me theirs... A side of a ping pong table fell on my head. Fell on the stairs and landed on my arm, wasn't broken but it hurt so much I still remember the day as if it was yesterday.
I dislocated my right thumb right in the middle of a wrestling match. It got so swollen and bruised that I couldn't use it for a couple weeks. I never had it set back in place though because I was too afraid of the pain, so I just let the swelling go down on it's own but now it's permanently out of place (the bottom joint of my right thumb sticks out significantly more than the other thumb).
And yes, I did still win that match.Cross between
Being attacked by a pitbull and had huge bruising on my legs, arms and even one on my stomach.
Nearly having my legs amputated due to an infection I got caught from wearing open toed shows and my feet got cut and dirt for in when I was in the zoo.hahahaha i don't even know where to start from i was a really naughty child when i learned how to craw i used to mess with everything so the maid used to put the water boiler at the top of the refrigerator so that i won't reach it and hurt myself but one time when she turned around i pulled the wire and the hot water got spilled on me and i got severe burns and i once touched an iron and i burned my hand and i broke glass and i injured myself and i got stitches ok ok enough of me lol
I fell off a horse when I was 10.
I landed on the jump on the small of my back and I bent my back either side of the jump. I was paralysed for a week and a half, my dad had to carry me to the toilet. My legs didn't work at all and I could only lift my arms to elbow height. I had to be fed and everything.
I'm okay now.
I've broken my wrist too. I needed an operation to sort that one out.
I'm very accident prone.Got a quite severe car accident. After hit by the car driving 40 mph when I was on the bike, I flew up 30 ft and hard hit down. I could not breathe and was hospitalized. After being discharged from the ER I slept for 48 hours and could not walk for about a week.
When I was 10 I was playing in a water balloon fight and I was running away and with no shoes on I stubbed my second tow on a slab of stone and it was hanging by a thread of skin. Thankfully I still have my toe. Also I was dragged by a dog and my knee split to the bone.
Middle of last year, I accidentally poured hot water over my right thigh and now I have a huge pigmentation the size of my palm and a little bit of keloid which I'm going to the doctor for the steroid injection. Never wore bikini or shorts ever since cause I think I'm too ugly now. I don't think I can ever be with a guy who won't look at me in disgust if they saw it :( sigh
Jumped off a wall and broke 3 bones in my foot. Oops. Hobbled to fazolis with the help of my friends and got free breadsticks while we waited for a ride though. So. Worth it.
When I was in grade 2. I got into a gang fight, so I rushed at them, but by face hit the bench, all I remember is blood , blood everywhere, half my face was bleeding. But i recovered pretty damn fast, skin got better as well.
When I was 5 years old, I was just running around my cousin's house, but then I tripped and fell on a very spiky cement. After that there was a really disgusting hole on my face, and it had to be knitted by the doctors. :\
When I was little we got like 2 feet of snow that froze over entirely and I slipped and busted my lip...
I have also shut a car door on both my hand and my foot.Not anything self-inflicted or caused by anyone else or really even an injury, but it is horrible. Ovarian cysts and endometriosis. So painful.
Got burnt on my leg by hot liquid that had just come out of the oven. Turned my skin red and black. The next day I woke up and my skin was all bubbled up and blistered.
I used to spar with my friends without gloves or protective gear. No head/face shots my friend did a spinning heel kicked me right onto the side of my ribs. shit hurt so bad... I got it checked out and had 3 fractured ribs.
Ruptured 2 discs in my lower spine from Summer Football Workouts. My Sciatic Nerve was pinched badly that I had to get surgery to correct it. Had lots of pain trying to lie down, had lots of pain trying to walk. It was just a nightmare. x. x
Cut off my own arm, replaced it with a loaf of French bread.
Thankfully, carrot fingers grew out of the bread and I was ALIVE once again!!!Knee injury from dancing 🙊🙈 and i broke like seven bones from being clumsy 😅
When I was 5 and wasn't listening to my parents and my head hit a sharp pole. I still have a small scar but nobody notices it.
I broke my food when I dropped a 70 pound table on it. (Its used for swimming lessons in order that shorter kids dont drown)
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