Dumb Queston Alert: What is the most painful thing a human can suffer?

[LokiOfEngland]

What is the most painful thing a human can suffer?

Child Birth

Being kicked in the balls

Stepping on some Lego

Watching all of the Twilight movies

Heartbreak

Finding out that some guy quit One Direction

Paper Cut

[maiez]

I voted B because it is high physical pain with no connection to anything happy. Child birth is tremendous pain yes, but it is connected to love and the joy of having a child. Also Heartbreak was my next choice, but I think the word 'pain' leans closer to physical hurt than it does to psychological hurt.

[mmm122]

Reading this question

[-Zoe-]

hehehe

[LilyOfTheValley22]

Those aren't that bad. I'll say child birth from the list, but 'the most painful thing a human can suffer' will be something like being cutted in pieces with a chainsaw while living or being raped over and over till you die from the pain.

[Thegoodgirl88]

Out of thoses, maybe childbirth.
But, their are a lot of painful things out
There and what might be painful to someone, might be a piece of cake to someone else.

[OpinionatedFemale]

I can't beleive child birth is even in the same category as paper cut.

[Anonymous]

Being kicked in the vagina is worse than all of these. The clitoris alone has more nerve endings than the penis and testicles combined, so not only is a woman’s groin her weak spot, but the female weak spot is much, MUCH weaker and more vulnerable than the male weak spot.
Even a tap or a graze to the vagina is debilitating. It’s like every woman’s Achilles’ heel. I truly believe that what separates a woman from a girl is discovering this amazingly exploitable weak spot on oneself and on every other woman. Here’s what it feels like:

Breathing difficulties:
In an attempt to ease the physical pain around your groin, your brain will release endorphins throughout your body, which will result in decreased oxygen levels within the brain, very often resulting in a killer headache and sometimes nausea. This is why you see some girls gasp for air or talk with a higher voice. Often, a girl will groan in a lower voice and then return to a higher resting pitch once she inevitably falls to the ground. You see everything blurry because of lack of oxygen. This can also be the cause of girls passing out after vagina hits.

Crying:
You will cry because a part of your brain called the cervical sympathetic ganglia, which controls the salivary gland of the face, will be activated through the sharp vagina ache and result in your tearing up.

Cramping/farting + burping/bladder + bowel incontinece/vomiting:
You get belly cramps. That’s why girls curl over and lay in the fetal position. It hurts like hell, definitely combined with the stomach pain dizziness and nausea. Gas is a very common symptom, to the point where nearly every time you hit a woman in the vagina she will fart and burp. That’s why you often see women lay in the fetal position farting and burping like crazy even after a small hit to the crotch. Bladder and bowel incontinence is also common. My softball team would slap each other, while wearing heavy duty groin protectors on, and we would still have a tendency to piss/shit our pants. Making each other shit our pants became somewhat of a running joke. Also, EVERY woman will vomit after a vagina hit, it’s just a matter of when. Some vomit immediately after they drop. I watched the toughest girl I know drop and instantly start vomiting so, so much all over the ground after a softball bounced and hit her in the crotch. My best friend got crotch tapped and when she fell, 30 minutes after she recovered and was helped to her feet (so 90 minutes after she got tapped) she threw up. Shitting works the same way. If you want to get a girl’s bowels going, tap her crotch and it’s guaranteed that she’ll shit within the next hour. Also, the legs cramp and create that “legs turn to jello” effect which is why the knees collapse inward whenever a girl tries to stand after being hit in the crotch.
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[Opinion Owner]

Shock:
Because of the shock you will bow over and stay paralyzed. You can’t walk or think straight. An extremely resilient woman who is wearing a steel cup and just got slapped instead of kicked in the vagina might be able to crawl. Sometimes you see black dots. It will make the headache way worse and make you dizzy, disoriented and nauseous to the point of vomiting. The nerves of the vagina are connected to the nerves in your stomach and heart. That’s why most women have stress and panic when hit. There’s also extreme anger, because once any woman has been hit she KNOWS that she’s going down. She’s been completely and totally incapacitated in one move by having her weak spot exploited and there’s nothing she can do about it but sink to the ground and let the process begin. There’s also the psychological factor that it’s a design flaw that every woman has. When you hit a woman there, there’s this primal female rage that boils inside of every woman who witnessed the act, seeing as you just exposed the weak spot of every single woman on the planet for all to see. But no woman will dare act on that rage, because we know that if you know our weakness you have no reason to fear us. It’s an insult to the ego to exploit the design flaw that is the vagina.

Pain:
pain it’s is excruciating.
If you squeeze a woman’s vagina firmly enough, she’ll black out. Hit it with enough force, and you’ll remove her sexual pleasure for life.

To summarize:
Endless pain
Gasp for air
High voice, low groaning
Blurry vision
Automatic Cry
Sweat
cramps
Shock
paralyzed
can’t walk
Can’t think straight
See black dots
headache
dizzy
disorientation
Nausea
stress
panic
Eructation (burping)
Flatulence (Farting)
urination
defecation
rage
blackout
vomiting
and in some cases, death

[princessmethteeth]

I'd say guilt. It's a destroyer... Love is a strong and complex emotion so heartbreak is a beast, but it does have it's light and dark. It's not all within your control either so you can reach acceptance. Guilt however, is all on you. It will crush you under it's enormous wait and drain you.

[GoldenSunshine]

I wanted to vote D because it was funny :P But I think heartbreak is the most painful thing. Physically I guess it's child birth, but at least then you'll get a wonderful thing because of that pain.

[Okamiii]

I would add emotional pain to the list. I think that emotional pain is way worse than physical pain.

[Despondency]

The correct answer is actually "Spinal Injury" relative to a few certain vertebrae. The second answer is "Teeth".

[Anonymous]

Physically, as what I've known and observed, it's the bone cancer.
Emotionally/psychologically, absence of love and forgiveness.

[Anonymous]

Watching someone you love sufferer a painful death, and feeling helpless, knowing there is nothing you can do or say to make them feel any better

[Dchrls78104]

For me, it's heartbreak. In my country it appears to be a leading cause of suicides and murder suicide incidents.

[GirlScoutsRevenge]

Can't believe 1D is beating Lego :/

[Ihav2fart]

Lmao

[Niere]

Heartbreak, it may heal but the scar remains.

[OpinionatedFemale]

Have you ever given birth?

[Rogue2]

A, B, E and G. G with lemon juice thrown in.

[Viperkiss]

Your child dying.

[mutedaisy]

Being burned alive.