Are veggies our friends?

[Illusive_Man]

Vegetables... some say... veggies are our friends.
Some people... like to watch the world burn.
Some people... don't like vegetables unless they are NUKED with chili , that would be me...

Making me eat veggies would probably require some MANUAL LABOUR.

So which side of the fence are you sitting on?

Veggies are OUR FRIENDS WHAAAAAPA!!

Evvverything burrrns

No. avi

[mei0313]

Love veggies XD :D

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I have an eggplant huggable pillow~ XD

[mei0313]

Aww thank you for MHO :)

[hypno-trip]

I LOVE EGGPLANTS

[mei0313]

@hypno-trip me toooo

[Illusive_Man]

if you like something , eat it.

Mei's philosophy

[mei0313]

Of course of course 😏😎

[Illusive_Man]

Remind me to warn your future boyfriend lol

[mei0313]

He might like my "philosophy" 😨🙊 😳😳😳😳

[Aud_Queen]

Veggies are the BOMB!!!

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[Illusive_Man]

in the toilet?

[Aud_Queen]

IN YOUR TUMMY :O

[Aud_Queen]

And explosion of rainbows and butterflies.

[Bluemax]

That gif is awesome!

Most veggies don't deserve to exist. I do like corn, asparagus, lettuce, peas, and spinach. However, if I were ruler of the world, there would be a holocaust for all other veggies.

[Mr_white_man]

Vegetables are satan in disguise, meat is my friend. Steak and ribs are my bros

[XNicholeMariex3]

I love laughing at my salads
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[Illusive_Man]

Oh salad , you're so funny like cholera.

[Kshppatel]

In Murica salads laugh at person

[Littlett25]

^ lmao 😂

[performerwannabe]

I only eat vegetables IN my sandwiches. Which contain cream cheese, ckicken, bacon, tomatoes and cabbage. And fries on the side. Balanced dies it is NOT. :D

[Phoenix98]

Veggies are our friends (friend zoned) but as you and me both know Illusive_Man MEAT is our soul mates.

[Illusive_Man]

Meat is like our beer chugging , ass slapping , helicopter dick swinging mate.
GREAT to be around but ass-ripping regret in the morning

[Phoenix98]

@Illusive_Man true, true -starts eating a meaty sandwich- But like any hangover it's great the journey is greater then the destination.

[Oxxymoron]

Tbh I love veggies especially broccoli & shrooms if you know what I mean😏

[Illusive_Man]

one is a drug , the other is a STD covered penis...
😬

[Oxxymoron]

Lmao so veggies are not your friends? Aw dang

[Nick7]

Shrooms! 😈

[Oxxymoron]

@Nick7 did we just become best friends?

[Nick7]

@Oxxymoron
Why yes, yes we did ✌

[404filenotfound]

"Veggies are our friends."

That's just what they want you to think. The second you lower your guard, they strike.

[CocoRachelle]

I just eat fruits and vegetables... so I am eating my friends. :'(

[SpicedPumpkin]

LOL I love all your posts I see. I looooove vegetables. Always have!

[MissNowhere]

Only veggies I like are potatoes and cucumbers. So some of them are my friends.

[HoneyButterCup525]

I love my veggies and every kind Accept for the peas lol

[Illusive_Man]

pffft vegeist

[HoneyButterCup525]

Lol okay there you.

[Thegoodgirl88]

No veggies are our enemy
There out to get us =p

[_Zara_]

Veggies are OUR FRIENDS WHAAAAAPA!!

[sagari]

My only friend is veggie others BETRAYED me... )':

[Kshppatel]

I put the veggie on my table call him vegetable

[Nathand]

junk food is our enemy.

[Dsg1116]

Broccoli is my SO

[JackKerouac77]

Veggie edgie edgie

[Succcesssfulll]

They're friends