If you could only wash/clean one part of your body for a year and thats it... what would it be?

[sweetestxemily]

I was getting ready for the pool and washed my face and lady junk hah and got to thinking.. what if you could only wash one part of your body like ever!

I can't decide what exactly i would pick, but i know it is between brushing my teeth or keeping my hooha sparkling clean. What would you pick?

[Anonymous]

I would not wash my dick n balls as I have the habit of leaving them dirty so I could scratch it with my finger nail n smell it. I normally masturbate n cum in my underwear at night n the next morning it is like a pappadum round patch. I do it every night. I change my underwear may be every two weeks. so I don't have to worry about washing my dick and balls. I can skip that. well I don't normally brush my teeth also, skip, ha ha yes yes ANUS. I m very hygienic about my ANUS.

[sweetestxemily]

Eww lol!!

[sobg71124]

Gross, you would only choose to clean your teeth once a year? I would choose by back, which never gets cleaned anyway.

[sweetestxemily]

No like you can only wash one thing for a year like you can brush your teeth multiple times but nothing else

[sobg71124]

Oh, mouth, definitely. I was a long distance hiker over many years, and, often for weeks straight, that's all that got cleaned anyway. That's all that matters, anyway, healthwise. Barring any medical problem, like a cut/injury/infection, etc. he rest of the body is virtually "self-cleaning". Up until very recently, people only bathed and washed their hair once/week. We are completely obsessed over this concept.

[SassyMomma84]

I'm "liking" the comment below not the initial comment. That's the only reason I'm commenting because I can't "like" the comment I wasn't to... Because like you said the body is meant to self clean and back in the day etc.

[sobg71124]

@SassyMomma84: Cool, thanks!

[sobg71124]

I have gone 40 days without bathing. You just develop this kind of very healthy coating of oil when you are hiking all day everyday. And you don't smell bad. All distance hikers have a scent to them, some quite strong. But, it's not bad in any way. In fact, it's quite pleasant. It's a combination of sweet/salty and kind of like the smell of soil. It's a very healthy smell. I loved when my girlfriend smelled that way, especially her head and her armpits. Thanks for MHO!

[sobg71124]

But, then, occasionally, you meet people at road crossings, just taking a short hike from their cars. And to us they absolutely REEK of chemicals: Hair spray, perfume, deodorant, makeup, laundry detergent, etc. It leaves a lingering trail for probably 150' after they walk past and would make us GAG and hold our noses.

[SolitaireBond]

Without a shadow of doubt it would be my genitalia.. I simply couldn't imagine anything else being so gross as not being clean between my legs.

[sweetestxemily]

Haha Omgosh yeah

[SolitaireBond]

To be honest I definitely think it's the more important area for us women.

[9mfeo]

I feel like putting this into practice would cause a lot of skin infections.

[sweetestxemily]

I thought about that too

[Justacatlady]

It would be my genitals. Cause that would be gross to go a whole year with a funky snatch :-)

[lePoivre]

I would have to agree with you on teeth. Their health affects the health of the rest of your body. Plus, it's only for a year. Imagine how amazing that shower would feel once the year is over!

[Hans222]

Probably my bump... imagine going to the room for a year and not...
Oh my goodness, that would intoxicate the entire neighborhood :o :o

[sovetskii13]

It has to be my penis because I'm uncircumcised and don't want to get any infections or whatever can happen.

[Mustachekitteh]

My hair because I can't stand having it feeling oily.

[sweetestxemily]

Yeah I figured I would try to rock the dry shampoo as long as possible

[muspelhem_5]

This is a really cool question. Teeth. I would just try to forget that the rest of my body existed...

[sweetestxemily]

Yeah same lol I hate my mouth feeling scummy!!

[muspelhem_5]

Yeah, ew! It's also a smart choice because it bad oral hygiene can cause heart disease.

[WilliamWinslow]

Oh my God, that is worse than the Apocalypse. 😩😩😫😫😖😖

[Resoglass]

Teeth. I can't help but remember that tooth removing scene from Castaway :/

[sweetestxemily]

OMG!!! yeah that was ROUGH

[CHARismatic110]

My lady parts for sure.

[Ihav2fart]

my penis, gotta keep the little guy clean.

[sweetestxemily]

"the little guy" so cute! lol

[Ihav2fart]

Dam you called it cute. >_>

[usernameisnttaken]

My private area. Gotta keep that crab for her!!!

[Dantheman101]

My anus for certain 👍👍

[Anonymous]

Chicks should wash their snatch...

[hou_tx713]

Hopes lmao, more then likely penis

[manos]

My back for sure! i feel too hot

[Klaatu51]

my feet 8)

[Anonymous]

My feet, hands, anus, teeth, Nose, armpits.

[jackfoe_LX]

armpits maybe

[llorando]

My epidermis.

[lamborgini15]

cock or face/teeth