Zombies: What will YOU do?

Anonymous
Anyone who's seen Zombieland, Dawn of the dead, Shawn of the dead, and any other zombie movie knows one thing: They will come. What are your plans for the upcoming zombie invasion?

Mine are (feel free to copy unless you live near me) to get to my local grocery store and steal all the food that will last more than a week, including candy, chips, and energy drinks. I'll then make my way to Costco, where I shall set up a safe haven for the ones who are still alive. We will secure the perimeter, and use weapons like baseball bats and frying pans to keep the ones that get in at bay. When the time comes when a genetic doctor arrives (this is a 76% possibility in my lifetime), then he will work to find a cure. The day we run out of food and begin to forage for berries and what not, the cure will be discovered, and me and the doctor will have statues built of us because we saved the world!

Your turn.
Zombies: What will YOU do?
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