What do girls think about the dad bod?

[Anonymous]

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Im surprised no one has figured out who i am yet

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When im at the gym i always have a bulge. Its because of my massive balls. Is this a bad thing?

[missmorgue]

Definitely my preferred body type. You could even gain more weight and still be fine, you have the build for it. I personally love bigger guys.

[Asker]

Thats good to hear. Thank you.

[missmorgue]

Much better to cuddle with, plus a fuller figure is just more attractive and manly. I'm not into lean, skinny guys at all. Or overly ripped guys either.
My boyfriend is over 6ft and he's 260-something and I think he's perfect.

[Asker]

I agree. I like way i look tbh.

[Daylow]

You have a Dad bod, at MOST. You look fine dude. As long as you don't have any health problems then don't worry about it.

[Asker]

What do you mean at most? I dont. I haven't been sick in years. And i meet almost every strength standard at my weight and my endurance is very good. But im also still young so that could play a big part.

[Asker]

What i mean by that is my good endurance and strength and immune system could just be because im still young and losing weight is something i going to have to do as i get older.

[Daylow]

Well the question is what do girls think about dad bods, I thought you were referring to yourself. I was trying to say you look fine, at most meaning you barely touch the scale for dad bod. You look like a normal adult.

[Asker]

Yeah I did. I was just addressing your last sentence, but i went a bit overboard. But thanks! I appreciate that.

[Prettygurl12]

Dad bod should be reserved for actual middle aged fathers who already have a spouse.

You're young. Be fit.

[Asker]

Thanks for your opinion.

[Wonderer89]

Love the dad bod 💗 Has always been my preferred body type

[Asker]

Thanks!

[dannymexico90]

Meh I'm kind of like that and Women tell me "awww I like it, you know I don't care if your muscle man"

[Asker]

You dont think i have muscle?

[dannymexico90]

Not you don't have muscle, your clearly not a bodybuilder

[Asker]

Definitely not. Bodybuilding is cool n all, but its not what im after. Maybe one day, but atm i have other goals.

[TripleAce]

A cum stain would complete the picture. Like just a little wet spot

[Asker]

What are you talking about?

[Hello1216]

I personally like very skinny but must have muscle and arms bigger than mine + abs so not a body builder and not a little boys body. That's my ideal

Not my type but everyone's different

[Asker]

That's okay. Thanks for your opinion

[Goodwifie]

My hubby is like that but he is 44.😘
When he was in his early 30s oh boy 😍

[Asker]

Oh, good for him. Thanks for your opinion.

[Shaft50]

Do you think he needs to hit the gym again?

[Goodwifie]

@Shaft50 No I love him just as he is

[Shaft50]

Great to hear... he would be glad to hear that too :-)

[Asker]

So you're saying im sexy time?

[Goodwifie]

No I'm saying that my hubby is sexy

[Asker]

You said that he looks like me tho. So you're also calling me sexy.

[Goodwifie]

Don't twist my words KID

[Asker]

So im not sexy?

[Goodwifie]

My husband is sexy as hell because I love him.

[Asker]

What about me tho? What's your opinion of me?

[Shaft50]

@Goodwifie, it seems you have a klingon

[BarbieLola]

This is my preferred body type

[Asker]

You have an awesome body.

[Asker]

Just sayin

[BarbieLola]

Thank you

[Cody01]

I wouldn't let myself go that far, at least anymore with the knowledge I have now.

[ken718]

Well it's like us being into chubby middle aged girls with cellulite lol

[Asker]

Nice try. I have cellulite anywhere on my body. My skin is very smooth and healthy.

[Asker]

I dont have*

[ken718]

Nobody said you... im not into guys im saying the female version... most guys aren't into it

[Asker]

Yeah i read that wrong. I was like i dont even think guys have cellulite?

[Mekara]

Rawr! <3 <3

[Asker]

Rawr!

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[Mekara]

I need to cuddle him!

[Asker]

Haha he is cute

[Anonymous]

it's repulsive. It's equivalent of an overweight fat whale.

[Asker]

Very interesting. You posted as anon, because you're too afraid to show your face coward.

[Opinion Owner]

Not the fat ass who can't go to the gym and have to resort to trying to convince himself that women like this look.

[Asker]

I clearly go to the gym. You can see it in my pecs

[Opinion Owner]

Go to the gym and sit down to drink bear. Also kind of repulsive you want to post half naked pictures of yourself asking girls if they find your body attractive then keep pressing them until they say yes.

What your end game brah? Hoping to stalk and message the girls that say yes?

[Asker]

A lot of assumptions you're making here. You must have a lot of friends.

[Asker]

You clearly have some issues to workout if you have problems with what other people do.

[Opinion Owner]

Lol at you projecting onto me. You are the insecure one. For one your body looks like shit. You have gynocomastia man tits, a beer belly, no definition on your arms or legs and your trying really hard for women to say yes they find this attractive. For the ones that say this as a joke or out of pity i'm pretty sure you are going to harass them for nudes.

[Asker]

I didn't try to get any girl to say yes. You should try looking up some gyno pics and then look at my pic again.

[Asker]

My legs are huge lol

[Asker]

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There you go. Lol you insecure twat.

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Eww I can see your front butt

[Asker]

Front butt?

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Your wee wee

[Asker]

Oh. I didn't even notice

[missmorgue]

Uh... that's not what a front butt is, girl.

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

@missmorgue yes it is

[missmorgue]

No, dear. A front butt is not a penis. A front butt is a fat mons pubis (or "fupa"), or a flabby stomach that drapes over it.

[dannymexico90]

It's a penis chick get over it

[missmorgue]

From Urban Dictionary:
Front Butt: (noun) An enormous, fatty enlargment of the abdomen, genital, and thigh region that morphs together to create the appearance of a bulbous ass on a persons front.

I don't know where you're from, but I'm from the US and that's what it means here.

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

@missmorgue I call it a front butt sometimes

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

@dannymexico90 dude I know

[missmorgue]

Well that's not what it is, lmao. A penis is a penis.

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

@missmorgue I can call it whatever I want

[Jessicastern]

I don't like it. I like lean.

[Asker]

Thanks for your opinion

[Anonymous]

I like it

[Asker]

Thank you

[CT_CD]

That's a nice fat cawk. I'm jealous.

[Asker]

Oh didn't even notice

[CT_CD]

Who are you?

[Asker]

Just think about it and you'll know

[CT_CD]

Do you wash dishes?

[Asker]

Haha that was quick

[backtoblackkkk]

Nope, just nope.

[Asker]

Okay then. Thanks for your opinion.

[venusflytrapxx]

not bad 😉

[Asker]

Thanks

[Iron_Man]

They love dad bod

[Bleh-___-]

I don't like it

[zorro8888]

Because she loves it

[Bleh-___-]

Heeeyoooo 👉👉
I have 2 right hands.

[Aassem]

Bleh, The sock remark was hilarious when you said it to the other skinny ripped dude, you don't think it's necessary here?

[Asker]

@Aassem please explain

[Bleh-___-]

@Aassem It's dad bod weight gain

[Aassem]

Nah, weight doesn't work that way.

[Bleh-___-]

My weight distribution must be different then

[Aassem]

Elaborate

[Bleh-___-]

I'm packin.

[Aassem]

Trans?

[Bleh-___-]

Former

[Aassem]

That's confusing, anyway fat distribution can't make that much difference, it's impossible.

[Asker]

I figured with those man hands of yours

[Bleh-___-]

That's not the only thing I have manlier than you

[Asker]

Your chest? It looks pretty flat.

[Bleh-___-]

I wouldn't be so loud and proud about the amount of cleavage you're carrying
Lol when your insult backfires

[Asker]

When a dudes chest is bigger than yours lol