Which should I buy?

Anonymous
Im a confident funny guy who girls seem to like (IN THEORY). But in reality they seem to think that I'm "not good enough" to have any kind of romantic relationship with. I wouldn't consider myself to be ugly but its very obvious that I'm not attractive enough for girls to like me. So I am probably going to try buying one of these 3 things, which one do you think I should buy assuming that they are all roughly the same price: teeth whitening stuff, freckle fading cream, pheromone cologne
Which should I buy?
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