To girls who live with guys or your boyfriend?

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Any girls out there who have/do live with your boyfriend or a group of guys or any guys that aren't family... how do you poop? This is a legit question, how do you do it without making the whole house smell? Are you worried your bf/one of the dudes will go into the bathroom after you take a dump and smell it? Is there a lock on the bathroom door?

This is something I've wondered for awhile because I don't feel comfortable taking a dump with guys (other than family) in the house. So any girls who have past or present experience with this please share.

dnately · Accepted Answer

Hi,

I hate to break it to you, but we guys know about the poop. Yes, for years now we have known that girls poo. And when they poo, it smells like... well... poo.

I've lived with a couple of girls in the past, and trust me, of all the things I've asked myself before moving in with someone, the defecating question never came up. If I want to share my life with a girl, I would rather she didn't worry about taking a sh*t.

So I am sure that you will eventually find that special someone with whom you don't have to worry about your crap. Don't get me wrong, I do expect you to close the door when you are in there, and use the toilet brush if the circumstances call for it. If the smell is particularly nasty, use an air freshener. But other than that, who gives a sh*t?

MarkMyWords · Accepted Answer

I lived with one girl for awhile.  She was very uptight about this. So one day I just came in when she was pooping after anal sex and I put my penis in her mouth and had her suck it.  From that day on, she never worried about it and neither did I.  It's like riding a bike.  Seems impossible before you do it -- nothing is easier after You do it.

jaclynngage69 · Accepted Answer

haha I lived with a house full of guys not that long ago and there really isn't anyway to get around this. they know what your doing if your in their longer than a pee period and know that your not taking a shower. I just did it and rubbed it off my shoulders if the guys said anything about it or made a joke about it. guys know that girls have too poop.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

i shower daily so I just time it so I go in to have my shower,go to the bathroom then have my shower and by the time I'm done showering if there was a smell at all it's dispersed or covered by the smell of all my shampoo and body wash. always works

JonJames · Answer

1. Make a poop nest. Just lay out some TP in the water. Prevents splash back too!
2. If you have spray, spray the poop nest and the room. If not, o well.
3. Wait until you REALLY have to go... breathe... and PUSH OUT FAST.
4. Flush as fast as possible after the act. Don't even get up. Flush while still seated.
5. You can stay and finish off if you need to, but don't be afraid to flush SOON as you hit the water.
6. Sit around backward -- one foot on each side of the bowl -- like going outside. Squat and PUSH with same motion (with poop nest already built). This one has to be accurate -- and you have to fairly confident of a solid log. But you can literally squat, poop and flush within a few seconds. That really minimizes the hang time.

ngreenw · Answer

My ex couldn't stand it. She would ask me to stop 2 rooms away for a while, and then would hang around until, I presume, the smell had gone. Shattered my whole illusion that girls don't poop. :-P

I would love to know how girls manage to keep it so secret though, because that caught me by surprise!

redvelvet11 · Answer

I love this question, I had never thought about it. It really made me think though.

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