What's the craziest thing someone ever left (by accident) in your room?

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a couple of years ago I had this really gorgeous boyfriend. like the kind of boy even you westerners would acknowledge Because he was tall and relatively muscular with a somewhat western looking face (big eyes, prominent nose, etc) and well he was pretty. he was also a host. well one day he spent the night and left the next morning. when I woke up hours later I found his bag sitting on my sofa. it had been 7hrs since he left and he still hadn't called or texted (he had his phone and wallet with him, pockets I guess). my first thought was to call him but I was just a tiny bit curious so a took a peek and found the following: an envelope containing about $3,500 in cash, paystubs, clientele list and how much they spent that month, various forms of id with different names, and cosmetic surgery receipts for various invasive procedures including cutting the upper eyelid and inner corners of the eye, a nose job and botox to the jaw.

wow. I flashed back to when we first met and he said to me "oh, you're half, huh? I'm often told I look half."
What's the craziest thing someone ever left (by accident) in your room?
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