What would you do? Nature calls.

[lotuskai]

What would you do if you started talking to a new guy or girl and you decided to stay over. Here's the twist. You get the bubble guts and really have to go. Not one of those silent discrete ones. Like you bout to blow up that bathroom ones. Yeah gross I know, but we are all human and shit happens... Would you just do the do and hope they don't hear you or would you make up an excuse and call it a night? Or would you deal with it some other way? Yall can leave some stories too.

I'm asking because me and my friend were talking and she has IBS. And she was telling me one of her many stories. Lucky for her (not for the women in the one stall over) she was at olive garden with the guy and not at his place. If it were me I don't know what I would have done. I probably would have bailed and went home to be honest lol. I just can't, I have to be in the comfort of my own home.

[Tellytubby]

Rather unfortunate. Has happened to me though.

Its a bit embarrassing but as you say, everyone has to crap, so its not that big a deal.

Some tips from an experienced shitter (I've taken dumps just about anywhere you can imagine);

a) Run the tap - make like you're washing your face/hands. That makes a noise. If its really desperate say you're taking a shower and turn the shower on (cold...hot steamy water will make the smell worse).

b) Flush the toilet a few times. The less time a crap spends in the bowl, the less time it has to stink the place up. Plus the sound of the flush hides the noise.

I went back to this girls house once (she was smoking hot as well). She was only 18/19 (I'm 25/26) and lived with her parents. She didn't want me to wake them up because she'd be in trouble for bringing a boy home...

Anyway, before we get down to it, I really need to take a crap. So I go to the bathroom...which is outside her parents bedroom.

I must have been making a terrible racket because all the lights go on - and she runs inside to join me so she can pretend its her taking a dump not me!

Given that she saw me taking a shit the first night I met her I couldn't believe she still wanted to sleep with me...but there you go.

Anyway; it was fun thinking about it afterward but embarrassing at the time.

[lotuskai]

You got it down to a science. I learned something today. Yeah that sounds like a awkward situation. I gotta give it to that girl though, she did what not many of us are willing to do lol. If it were me you would have be so caught haha

[Tarvold]

I would, and have, just been honest and told the date that we'd have to end the night early, but not before locking in the next date.

[jslxoxo]

Lmao, this just remind me of two gassy incidents that happened to me. I spent the night at this guy's house and we were laying in his bed talking and laughing. I don't know why, but I had to randomly fart. He didn't make it better by making me laugh. So the more it came it , the louder I laughed to cover it up. I don't know if he here it or not.

Another time was when we were having sex. He put me in a position where my knees were folded into my chest. It was so awkward. It was so awkward. I couldn't even enjoy it. The whole time, I was concentrated on not letting anything out.

So I can pass gas while with a guy. I just hold it in, or walk away outside, and come back. The other business, I would just have to call it a night. I can't poop if it's not my house.

[Anonymous]

ive done this on a drunken night, I went back to my new boyfriends house and we were both drunk (him less so he was more tipsy, I was trashed) I needed a wee badly so I went to his bathroom and accidently went number 2 too haha, it made a huge plop noise and I farted at the same time.

i finished up and went into the bedroom where he was and shrugged "ehh well, better out than in"

[lotuskai]

An't no shame in your game lol. Thx for sharing

[Opinion Owner]

i was horrified the next morning when I sobered up lol

[lotuskai]

At least he was cool about it :P

[Opinion Owner]

he thought I was the coolest girl in the world lol :P XD

[Tellytubby]

That's pretty funny as well!

[Anonymous]

Here's what I do: I never call it a night, I just make some lame excuse about having to run to grab cigarettes or a slurpee then use a public bathroom, lmao. It sounds horrible, but I def think it's way better then a guy hearing you explode his facility, lol. Do you agree?

[Anonymous]

I'd spill something all over myself, be it a drink of some sort. Then say I would take a quick shower real quick. If I was to EVER stay at a guys house, I would be somewhat involved with them at that point. So let him think "ohhh she's taking a shower to get ready to get it onnnnn" Sure that's why LOL :) Not only will the shower block the sound but you can uses some soap and it will make the place smell better.

[Anonymous]

id just go to the rest room I wouldent care ...lol... you gotta go don't squeeze the charmin

[Anonymous]

If possible, I'd try to come up with an excuse to go somewhere else -- together even. Like run to the video store or run to get some wine. Then just "stop in" the bathroom while there.