See... every day I wake up and just stare at myself in the mirror for an extended period of time, marveling at how fabulous my physique is, and how awesome I am... but then I realize, "hey, that's not a mirror. That's my full size blown up poster of Ryan Gosling." That's when I look down, face reality, slowly crawl to my race car shaped bed and go back to sleep.
How about you?
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I look in the mirror everyday naked and find flaws about my body. Sometimes I write them down in this notebook if it's something new.
But when I look in the mirror I see uneven colored skin on my body, me knees look like potatoes, my nail beds are ugly, my feet are too log and narrow, my torso is too short, my legs are too long, I'm too short, my boobs are too big and make me look fat, my stomach is too big an makes me look fat, my arms are too big, my thighs are the size of an elephant and look gross, one of my butt cheeks is slightly bigger than the other, my belly button is too big, I need Stan with my butt tucked under (for posture reasons and to make m butt look smaller), my butt's too big, I wish my neck was longer, my thighs are too long (and big) and my calves are too short, I'm skinny but I'm not skinny and I hate it because then I'm this weird fat chubby mixture), my shoulders are too broad, my waist should be smaller, I wish my hips were rounder, but my hips are also too big, and tons of other things.1
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