Hey guys. This is me and my girlfriend. We've been dating for 9 months and every day I get to hear about how handsome I am, and stuff. I weigh like 230ish pounds and I have acne all over my body, while she's got the perfect body, the zero acne. Why does she like me so much? She's like super obsessive. We're always having sex and she's always telling me that I'm the most perfect person ever. Like what's going on? I feel like I'm the luckiest guy in the world but at the same time I'm confused why does someone so perfect like me?
Here's to all the people who are thinking I'm lying. Remove the space after the period.