ATTN ALL WEIGHTLIFTING BROS: Check the bod?

all right to all my dudes and bros out there! i am a serious athlete and lifter, putting metal on bars, eating the protein, getting all sweaty, and lifting cars off small animals! I am talking ripped, bitches drool in public at this shit.

so, i wanna know from all my dude-man-testosterone-bros (can I get a FUCK YEAH?) bout my gains and shit and how buff I'm getting. like legit, you see how swole i am, all that bicep mass? fuckin monster bro, im literally 5'11" and sheer 135 lbs wall of muscle. check it and rate, dudes!

ATTN ALL WEIGHTLIFTING BROS: Check the bod?

  • I can't stop laughing, you're built like Dobby the Elf
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  • 11/10, literally Arnold Schwarzenegger, would bang all night long
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  • Other (this means EXTRA TESTOSTERONE BOOST MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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And you are? I'm a GirlI'm a Guy

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What Girls Said 3

  • You're 17. That body certainly won't get any doors slammed in yr face.

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  • Their is nothing there a guy in my class who is 16 year old has a way better body then ur have 😂😂😂

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    • It's a joke topic, genius, as if that wasn't painfully obvious already. I have no interest in actually being in shape.

  • Your nipples are at significantly different heights...

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What Guys Said 6

  • 135 pounds bruh, killing it!

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    • Yeah, IKR? I saw your profile pic and you're looking a little out of shape though. Might want to start some kind of Jenny Craig program, before you get too flabby.

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    • Must be hard, not being in shape.

    • Ya, I get jealous fuckers trying to pick fights with me for my physique on gag all the time for it. Literally, all the tim.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFEZcUGAu4Q
    You and this guy are my fitness role models #goals

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    • Haha, that's badass. Keep it up, and you might have a chance of reaching our level someday.

  • You don't look too bad at all

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  • Even if its your pic brah, You shouldn't make fun of it. We were all there once so

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    • Nah, I have no intention of working out ever, unless my metabolism grinds to a halt and I start turning into a lardass. This topics just for shits and giggles, haha.

    • Good because when things get hard and you feel like giving up, Always remember OP. You are a skinnyass fgit and its never gonna change

    • That's the plan.

  • Haha you did it mate xD You have fit body ;) #nohomo

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  • if you dnt start fuckin eatin wit yo skinny ass, i am 5'6 and im 147 and gained 20 lbs by eatin rice (a lot) and chicken

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