*URGENT ADVICE NEEDED*What would you define as a chav?

i got called a chav today, i dont know what it means?


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    Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:

    Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

    Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

    Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.

    Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

    All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

    Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

    Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.
    Come back with my bumper, you fucking Chav thief.

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  • I'm going to fly to England just to study these fascinating creatures 😜

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What Guys Said 9

  • Clearly no one is from England >.<

    imagine people who are super stuck up and self centered but are also complete morons who always pick the wrong choices... have their own slang, try and fight you always but when you do actually try fight them they back off and randomly try tab you or sucker punch you days later when you're not expecting it and then claim to have "smashed you up" to their friends so they can be "hard lad" because they are morons who can't usually get a job for being idiots they usually live on the dole and have a kid at age 14, smoke, drink and not give a shit about the baby but take photos with it just to put on facebook to say how much you love your baby to get likes for yourself...

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  • It even has a wiki page
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

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  • this is what i could find
    onlineslangdictionary.com/.../chav

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  • It's like ghetto gangster

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  • As an American my understanding is that a Chav is some low class young person,
    A British gangster wannabe kinda guy.
    Drinks lots, slutty clothes, kids early and a lot. again thats my understanding

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  • I'm being told is someone who wears flashy gaudy clothes and lacks a normal education.

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  • chav - a person who wears fashionable brands, flashy jewelry, etc., but is regarded as having bad or lower-class taste.

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  • Apparently it mean a ghetto gangster.

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What Girls Said 1

  • Like Vicky Pollard.

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