1. His bestfriend
2. His shoulder to lean on
3. His personal assistant
4. His lover
5. His maid
6. His bitch
7. His whore
8. His every fantasy at times
9. The mother of his children
10. And also his play thing
Feel free to add any you feel fit the shoe.
Wow I never want to get married to some punk ass who views me as some "play thing" or as his personal maid/whore/bitch. That's some objectifying bullshit.
i dont want a bitch or a whore, so i guess i dont really want a wife
i also dont like any woman who is a "play thing"
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"1 Best friend" I can I agree with that or at least they should be.
"2 his shoulder to lean on" I can agree with that but that should be a two way street not a one way.
"4 his lover" That's true but that should also be a two way street.
You kind of lost me with everything else. I suppose at times you could feel like the personal assistant but it probably shouldn't feel that way and you should both help each other out in that aspect.
I suppose you could feel like the maid but you shouldn't be the maid. You should both do things to help out around the house.
Yes, if two people want children they would be the mother of that man's children. However, the way it's phrased sounds more like a marital obligation than a two person choice of what they both wanted.
The rest, just makes the woman sound like a prostitute and not a wife who has a say in what's done to her and her body, which is totally twisted. And, if anyone has marriage like that I suggest you call Dr. Phil ASAP because he'll the woman "that's messed up". No woman (or man) should be somebodies whore, bitch, his (or her) every fantasy at times and his play thing. That is not a healthy marriage. I know, I don't know the creepy behind the close door part of my parents marriage and I'd really like to keep it that way but my mom would NEVER put up with that and my dad would NEVER treat my mom like that, it just wouldn't happen.
So, if all that is a standard for marriage I'm staying single because I've been treated crappy by enough people in my life and if anybody things I'm going to let someone who's suppose to love me, treat me like I'm nothing and make me that horrible feeling of being worthless (like many people in my life have), it just freaking ain't going to happen.
yup. pretty much spot on with everything you listed. but you forgot that she's one of the 3 things we can't live without. food, water, and our woman. without his woman, a man becomes so depressed. divorce is the number one thing that leads men to suicide. and that's because the majority of divorces are filled by the woman because she feels unhappy just because they're going through a tough spot and things aren't all sunshine and rainbows. And yeas I KNOW that some woman get into abusive relationships, but guess what? they knew that going in. you can only say "But he seemed so nice" a few times before you stop becoming a victim. the vow "For better or worse" seems to be thrown out the window now days. but yeah. the sooner women learn that the things you listed above are what gets them and keeps them a man, the better. and before you feminists go off on me, I'm not saying she has to be a house wife or some crap like that. but there are roles that we have to fill in order to make a relationship work. that's why women are so unhappy here in the western world. you refuse to do the things listed above out of spite like a teenage child. these are the things that keeps a man loyal. cook for him once in a while, fuck him and suck his dick often, and then sit in his lap and let him hug and hold you while he whispers "I love you" and "You're so beautiful and perfect" into your ear. but remember, a MAN needs to do the same to keep his woman happy and loyal. cook for her often, make sure she cums every time in bed, and even just go down on her and give her pleasure without wanting anything in return. make here feel safe and taken care of. And yeah, there are some real assholes and bitches in this world. but for a good man and woman? do the above to keep them yours and only yours. now. to prepare for all of the thumbs down.
4, 6, 7 and 10 are really all in one. i also don't think it is that crass. All the things you say are true in the best situations. It was for me for 25 years. Now that I am unfortunately living on my own I can see that if I want to live a better life, I need a woman in my life. I don't really do well by myself. I am good at taking care of the family in terms of making our home look better and safer. IE, fixing things up. Trying to provide for my family. Planning out a vacation that has been picked out. executing that trip.
what a woman does for me other then just being my best friend and emotional support? she makes me eat the way I need to eat. The only time I get a decent meal is when I go to my girlfriends to eat. she decides and finds places to go to get us away from the tedium that home can be. Which is important to do once in a while. If left to me I would never go on vacation. I just won't. She makes the house a home worth living in. For me a house is a shell I sleep in. I really don't care about making it "pretty". but it is more homey when it is that way...
there is more but I think you get the point.
Oh for god's sake. I am no man's maid, bitch or whore. How derogatory! I don't want children so not all women are simply just a mother. Play thing? What the hell? We're not toys for the man's amusement. This is terrible. Please don't write another take.
Lol, Why are you you so angry take owner? You act like this dosen't work both ways?
Wifes are there to give love and make babies and stuff.
Husbands are there to provide for said wife and babies.
Thats how humans have functioned since we were primates, and thats how we function today, Thats just life mate, Get use to it.
Oh, And number 4, Number 5, Number 6 and Number 7 are all exactly the same thing, You just felt the need to word them differently to make it seem like men were worse,
Do you feel better after letting all that hate out? Yeah? Good...
And people say there's not sexism in today's society...
What a Husband really is to a woman:
1. Her bitch
2. Her personal ATM machine
3. Her unofficial bodyguard
4. Her psychologist
5. Her handyman
6. The father of her children
7. Her shoulder to cry on
8. Her emotional punching bag
Really?
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1. Correct
2. I don't lean I struggle till I collapse. You're a safe guard for the kids and someone to call an ambulance for me.
3. No that's my secretaries job or Siri's
4. Correct
5. Nah. You live here I live here we both keep it clean
6. Got a Great Dane for that
7. You wish lol
8. I wish :(
9. Hopefully correct
10. Sony's got that one covered
So to my own list
1. Person who sleeps in my house
2. Person I talk to a bunch
3. Person I have sex with
4. Person who'd actually make me sad if they left
5. Only person other than my parents or my children that can get me to do stuff for free repeatedly
6. Person I'd never say any of this too in person
That covers pretty much everything
What a husband really is to a woman:
1. Her bank account
2. Her body guard
3. Her plumber, mechanic, electrician, handyman etc.
4. The father of her children
5. Someone who can pleasure her sexually
6. Someone who is suppose to compliment her and give her gifts all the time
7. Someone she can whine to
8. Someone she can negg
9. Her dog
10. Someone who is suppose to give her his house, his wealth and his children if the woman wants to get a divorce and live with another man.
If my husband were to call me his bitch or whore I'd leave his ass. I'm NOT a sex toy, no woman is. I want love and respect. I won't go around calling him my sex toy or man whore. If men truly think this way then fuck, we women are doomed.
3, 5, 6, 7 and 10 ummmm no.
A wife - and a husband - ought to be a life partner. End point. A life partner is your best friend, teammate, financial partner, co-parent (if you have kids) and lover. No one in such a partnership is anyone's bitch or maid or plaything.
Lol this take is hilarious! Well played.
Of course women aren't going to like being told their My bitch, Whore, Maid, Play thing or what ever, who the fuck would? What makes it funny though is how many women like dirty talk during sex or foreplay that involves the use of terms like, are you my little whore/bitch/plaything.
I probably shouldn't find this funny but all the outrage in the comments section kinda made it that way in my opinion.
Marriage is a patriarchal arrangement used to acquire a sex-object, a baby making machine and a personal maid. Women have no voice, let alone a choice.
Women should be seen and not heard. They must be covered from head to toe and speak in soft voices. They should never be allowed to make eye contact with anyone, ever. If the woman dares to leave the house without the permission of a man there WILL be hell to pay!!
Women are identified by the person who owns them. First they are in the custody of their fathers, and so go by his name. Her new master (husband) can also change her first name if he wants. The more a woman has her own identity, the more trouble she will cause...
😂😂 fantasies lol.., yeah that's why Ashley Madison and a prostitutes main client base are married men. No, a wife is not all that. She makes an excellent designated driver when you can't drive home from the pub, a pub where you met some guys and discussed the delusions of marriage that only hindsight can give you.
2. His shoulder to lean on
3. His personal assistant
5. His maid
These are qualities for his mother, not his wife. Jesus Christ.
Is this meant to be satarical, because I can't take it seriously.
Your husband views you as his bitch/maid/whore. Did he by any chance bring those up in your wedding vows?
What a husband really is to a woman
1) Her protector
2) Her provider
3) Her leader
4) Her lover
5) Her passion
6) A father to their children
That's all I got. Great list though, if you're married, your husband is a lucky man
His confidant.
His shelter.
His inspiration.
His joy.
His future.
and also a damned fine cook.
The person that if he cheats on he is a horrible husband but if she cheats on him. Everyone assumes it was his fault
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