Marriage, the thought may bring many different ideas and concepts to your mind. It always seems to be a fairly controversial topic on GAG as well! Some of you despise the idea of getting married while spouting off divorce statistics. Others romanticize the idea and can't wait to spend the rest of their lives with that one special person. Regardless of how you may feel about marriage, I'm sure you can all get a good laugh out of these tweets describing married life!
For the people here who are already married: Towards the beginning of a relationship, it's all sunshine and rainbows. This is known as the "honeymoon" phase. But the longer a couple stays together, the more those charming little quirks you initially loved, turn into every day annoyances. Of course, that doesn't mean you love your partner any less, but perhaps you find yourself having less and less patience with them as time goes on. You begin to realize they are not perfect and their flaws and imperfections begin to stand out much more than you initially realized. Does that sound familiar? Well then check out this list of some of the funniest tweets various people have shared about marriage!
1. That wasn't what I thought it was...
*Laying in bed, hub's hand roams over to me, grabbing my leg.
— Funny Mom (@hilariouswifey) April 4, 2017
Hubs: Ugh, I thought that was the remote control
*Hand moves away
Marriage
2. Because who doesn't want to be reminded of this?
For her birthday my wife wanted something that would go from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. I bought her a scale... and that's #WhyIGotSlapped
— ChiefMuteSpecialist (@Judy_Taya) April 4, 2017
3. This is as steamy as it gets now.
When your wife sends you a picture when she's in the bath..........of her knee that is swollen #marriedlife
— henry farmer (@thecool_79) March 24, 2017
4. So observant...
Two months after dying hair.. Him: babe is your hair blue?! 🤦🏻♀️🙎🏻#marriedlife
— QueenOfDisaster (@LissyTheBoss) March 23, 2017
5. If you don't know your colors, we're going to have a problem.
Wife: Grab the mauve bag.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) April 4, 2017
Me: *grabs a red bag*
Wife: No. MAUVE.
Me: *grabs an even redder bag*
6. It's called 'selective hearing' 😂
At a marriage course last night:
— Timo Hack (@TimoHack) March 23, 2017
Her: you don't really listen, you only hear what you wanna hear!
Me: sure, I'll have I beer.#marriedlife
7. Um...
Me: "How's the fishing trip going? Are the kids having fun?"
— Country Music Quotes (@Country_Voices) April 3, 2017
Husband: *texts photo* pic.twitter.com/jWYFZmUMH7
8. And also, "where do you want to eat?"
The toughest question couples face in a marriage - "what do you want to watch."#truestory #MarriedLife
— Prerna Garg Agarwal (@Garg_Prerna) March 23, 2017
9. I was really busy!
my aunt's husband was calling her and she pressed decline and said "aw man i missed it"
— meghan currie (@meghancurrrie) April 2, 2017
what a legend
10. But sporadic sex is fun!
Married people with children do not have "sex", they have "quick, they're asleep!". #MarriedLife
— Chantel Bernal (@chantelthebomb) March 23, 2017
11. Who has time for silly things like talking when you have the internet?
My internet was down yesterday so I chatted to the wife for a change, and surprised to learn that she didn't work at Woolworths anymore
— Mat the Hat Mchobnob (@mwilliamson5014) April 2, 2017
12. Yep
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
— NENETH 💛 KISSES (@EleonitaC) April 2, 2017
KISSES TheRisingStar
13. You brought them home, you clean them. :)
Arguments w/spouse. Step one: bring home old food containers from work and ask them to clean them. No more steps needed #marriedlife pic.twitter.com/k0cH0D4kuj
— Katie Nicholls (@RadioGirlKatie) March 22, 2017
14. Sad...
I just asked my wife what she wanted me to make her for breakfast and IMHO that's the most turned on I've seen her in years #MarriedLife
— D. Scott McCracken (@drdsmccracken) March 25, 2017
15. Well, it's important to save money...right?
I'll have the chicken finger platter & my lovely #wife will have...
— HEY! Wedding Day (@HeyWeddingDay) March 24, 2017
*hands over coupon
...something of equal or lesser value#marriedlife
Are any of these true for you? Which one was your favorite and what are your overall thoughts about marriage?
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