A cousin of mine called today to tell me her 'amazing' news: she was ecstatic because her boyfriend of 7 years, with whom she lives, finally asked her to marry him. Exciting right? Wrong! Why? It's the way he asked.
After a long Saturday night of sitting on the couch watching him play his favourite videos games (she truly hates them but he's barely noticed), she got up to use the ladies room, when she got back, on the sofa where she is was sitting was a box. Not that small beautiful little box many women imagine getting from their man, but a large box that was poorly wrapped. When she sat down and opened it - all he could do was grin. Confused and staring at the 'thing' she asked what was it. He answered: It's a hers! That's a second controller (for PS4 in pink), now you can play with me for the rest of my life! Pretty proud of himself, he then asks: Should I add a second player? Through gritted teeth, she said 'yes'. How romantic eh?
Here are some other lack-lustre proposals:
#10 - look at the guy's face holding the ring card - what a catch.
#9 - I would tattoo HELL NO under that.
#8 - Kill two birds with one stone...
#7 - Gotta feed the wifey!
#6 - Let everyone know the future-wife looks great in lingerie!
#5 - That's some pretty impressive cursive...
#4 Hope those are not the in-laws, not so bright breeding pool.
#3 - At least he cleaned the bathroom first...the toilet seat is down!
#2 - Here's to hoping the pizza delivery man was cute!
#1 - Smart. Piss off her Dad! I'm sure he'll be walking her down the aisle now.
Have you heard or seen any worse?