Just don't choose "forklift". What do you like about the object you married?
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My favorite stuffed animal. He understands me the way no man ever will.4
My recliner. He is always there to comfort, cuddle and hold me. Oh and we sit under a blanket together.
Cheesecake because... well, it is Life ♡
Nothing. I love nothing so I'd be an object player all my days.
why not forklift? .. u lift me up so i can climb on mountains.. u r the wind beneath my wings...
id marry an oven cause im always cold.. and i like sylvia plath
My laptop, I love her.
I think I am already married to my iPhone... sad, but true.
My Wii U I guess.
my bolster (used to have one)
Mr and Mrs Dildo
Any object my BF loves, coz in that case, I can stay near him always. :D
A CD lol!!! So I can hear music 🎶
my bed, pillows and blanket. cause they are all so cosy, warm and sleeping makes me happy :)
I'm married to my phone you literally can do just about anything on it just sayin
my bed. I'm always pretend to be a happy burrito :)))
He keeps me connected, remembers my interests, and vibrates on demand.
I would marry my new phone, it's my baby. However my other phone will always be in my heart. I broke it. <\3
My phone. It's a true companion
I would marry my guitar. It's never cheated on me, it's a wonderful companion, and I like way it looks (and sounds).
a glass, so i can fuck it whenever i want LOL
That's a tough one between my smartphone and my bed :|
My pillow... that baby is too good to me :)
My piano (well it's a keyboard), because I'd love to learn more, and that'd give me plenty of time :)
My computer, need something to keep me entertained plus couldn't live without YouTube or G@G.
I could marry my chair because I'd be able to sit whenever I needed it.
My Nissan Skyline <3 ill never let her go haha
I would marry a perpetual machine or a time machine.
My car, she makes me feel alive.
Hard to choose between my phone, laptop, car, and bed. I will arrange 4 marriages
My lunch. Damn... I would marry like everyday then.
My blanket. Because I can keep warm and wrap myself like seaweed rolls.
It would be my computer.
It can entertain me.
Caters to my sexual desires whenever I want.
It doesn't criticize anything I do.
Can't cheat on me.
Can't pass it's viruses to me.
It teaches me all sorts of new stuff.
With the right program it can even tell me it loves me.
It won't even get jealous when I decide to upgrade in a few years.
My penis... because it's large and lovely.
Shut_up_and_marry_me.. I know that's you lol.
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