How do I get Katy Perry to marry me?

We are destined to be together... She is in love with me, she doesn't know it yet. In fact she doesn't even know I exist yet. However, I'm confident she wants me. Most of her songs are about me I think. I just need her to hurry up and come get me.
How do I get Katy Perry to marry me?


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Most Helpful Girl

  • Another member of the GAG lunatic fringe pops up.

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What Girls Said 7

  • Lol good luck xD

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  • Seek professional help for your delusions.

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  • Wtf. Ha ha.. you got us! ;)

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  • what? LOOOOL

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  • Stalk her on twitter

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  • Sir you need psychological help

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  • Bombard her Twitter with proposals

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What Guys Said 8

  • Did you ever see the movie Source Code? That's how you do it.

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  • u must b rich n famous man

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  • She has a crush on the Oklahoma QB (Was it Trevor McKnight) that just graduated. So be a tall, good looking white Quarterback that is headed for the NFL. It's simple logic lol

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  • Trolololololol

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  • Follow her on twitter, then go to her live show, tell her you love her, save up get a backstage pass and murder her like every psychopath who lust over celeb does

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  • Give an executive order "KATY PERRY, SHOW YOUR PATRIOTISM AND MARRY ME FOR AMERICA!!"

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  • Tell her she has equisite breasts. She'll have to go for you.

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  • You're going to jail and getting a restraining oder

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