Okay, so I'm 17 years old. My boyfriend is 21 and lives in Italy. My mother gave me permission to marry him as soon as I turn 18 for many reasons. We have been together for 3 years. I turn 18 in exactly one year, but I want him to live here in my city (U. S) until we get married. What should I do? the thing is, I found him a really good job here in my city and in order to get it he obviously has to live here. How can I make him live here so that he can work until we get married and start the Immigration process? He will be an American Citizen after. Someone who knows please let me know. I have my parents permission.
Most Helpful Guy
May be your boyfriend uncircumcised0
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Go to the nearest winery and purchase the strongest stuff they have. Then invite your boyfriend to a romantic dinner with candles and spaghetti and make him drink until he passes out on the floor. Then drag his unconscious form across the floor into the bathroom. Place him in a seated position on the toilet and duct tape him so that he cannot move. Gag him with a rag or preferably dirty sock and wait for him to wake up. When he does, present your situation to him and tell him he must either remain seated on the toilet for all eternity or stay in the U. S until we get married. If he refuses, simply strike him on the side of the head with the toilet brush until he is unconscious, or put a soaked sponge over his nose so he cannot breathe and slowly dies. Repeat these steps until you get the desired answer.