10 of the Weirdest things on Amazon part 2

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10 of the Weirdest things on Amazon part 2

There are some weird things on Amazon, in fact there is so much that this is part two of weird things on amazon.

10. A Domino's Pizza Rolex

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So, you are going to buy a Rolex, a real one for over three grand. Now why on earth would someone with that kind of money to blow on such a useless shiny trinket show their love for one of one of the lesser pizza delivery companies. Seriously who is the market for this? The Executives for the Domino's pizza company, cause that can't be a big enough market for Rolex to justify this.

9. Womens Short Shorts Conceal Carry Holster

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They say they are for running, but A. If you wear that under a running outfit you probably will have a hard time reaching it. B. if you wear that under a running outfit chances are the shaped bulge will give away that you are packing heat. (side note, what the hell happened to shoulder holsters?)

8. Donald Trump Chia Pet

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Now as of a form of making fun of Trump this is a decent way to mock his worst physical feature. However this seems to be made for fans of Donald Trump so why on earth would you market a product to trump supporters that highlights the demon that lives on his head.

7. Wallmonkeys Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall

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This is another product that begs the question of who is the target audience. Who on earth wants a gigantic sticker of an elderly woman sucking on an inhaler on their wall. Wait, no don't answer that question, because I'm sure its one of those things I'd feel better off not knowing.

6. A Pillowcase with a picture of a Shirtless Nicolas Cage on it

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Look I like Nic Cage, He's got the Ability to both act his freaking pants off ala Leaving Las Vegas which made him the fourth youngest winner of the Academy Award for Best Actor and he's also got the ability to make bad movies hysterical. But I really don't want to rest my head on a pillowcase of a shirtless Nic Cage

5. The Weiner Cleaner Soap ring

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Yeah, I know about gag gifts but this is just a little out there even for that. Gag gifts can get to a point where it stops being funny and just creates awkwardness and this is definitely something that will get awkward.

4. A playmobil Airport Security checkpoint discontinued by manufacturer ONLY 275 DOLALRS, WHAT A STEAL!

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Seriously Legos I could see, Legos are the freaking best. However why collect playmobil, and especially why collect a playmobil where you can play an authority figure who gropes potential terrorists to see if they have a bomb. Again, probably one of those questions that its best for sanity to not know the answer to.

3. A Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

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Now I know people who appreciate and enjoy gangsta rap and I know people do make and enjoy Adult Coloring books but I never thought that even adult coloring books would do gangsta rap as a theme.

2. A USB Typewriter for An Ipad

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Now I truly don't know how I feel about this, a part of me thinks Ipads are an utter waste of money another part of me says holy fuck that's awesome but it still only works on Ipads. Really too bad they don't make a typewriter laptop desk keyboard attachment as I'd use that.

1. A 55 Gallon Drum of Lube, ON SALE FOR 1468 DOLLARS DOWN FROM A FULL 2500.

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Seriously, You don't need that much lube. I'm pretty sure nobody needs that much lube on hand and I'm pretty sure that people need that much lube even less if 1468 dollars is the freaking sale price. This is the third thing on this list that I'm sure I just don't want to know.

If you liked this mytake I've linked part one below.

https://www.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-behavior/a30319-10-of-the-strangest-things-you-can-buy-on-amazon-com

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