Guys have you ever given one to a girl? Have you ever received one from a girl?
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actually one time I put the covers over her when she let a stinky out.. what's funny is she stayed under the covers complaining, getting pissed off and never thought of opening the other side.. lol
she wasn't the brightest bulb in the pack
That’s the only way you can Dutch oven a woman. We’re so good at farting that if you trap us in our own fart cloud, even we can’t handle it.
This is an inevitability for one who has been married.
My friend used to purposely fart on her husband. She would walk by, sit on his lap or stick her butt against his chest, and fart. I don't know why they both thought it was funny.
Women are way nastier farters, there was a study on this that showed a women's digestive system produces three times more gas than a mans, so that means three times more farting and that women's farts stink way worse because of higher levels of sulphur gases in their farts. Not sure how true that is but from what I have heard from people women seem to blast long, loud, farts that reek all the time. So I am starting to believe it.
Is that when you just let one rip under the sheets and hold it there until your partner climbs into bed? LOL! No, I have not done that. Nobody's done it to me either.
If my boyfriend did it to me? Haha, I would laugh. I think that would be a fair bit of fun!
I have 4 brothers. Fart wars were an everyday occurrence in my house.
Its so romantic, every girl wants a dutch oven done to her on her honeymoon. Thats how I know when a guy likes me
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I had to google it. My bf does that to me, I just texted him to inform him how it's called. :)))
I wouldn't do that to him.
LMFAOOO HAHAHA. i never done that the worse i done was fart in my ex face.
But i would do it if he did it to me.
Lmfao haha. Let the war BEGIN! Muhahahaha. Smell my lovely fumes hahaha.
By the time you even can get your 1st fart you be dead from my smell lol hahaha. can't let you load up to attack. Lolz
LMFAOO it the truth. Omg sometimes i wish I can leave my ass hahaha. Once the smell got stuck in my sheets i was not proud of that lol.
Sometimes yes it bad. Lolz other times no i try not to do that at work lmao haha.
LMFAO HAHAHA that ok i been letting them go all day it like what the hell. Haha.
LMFAO HAHA. Yes and you been breathing in my lovey aroma. I smell good like lavender and roses lmao
Lmfaoo haha. Your one to talk i bet you got shit stains from yours hahaha. Better check your pants lol
Lol hahaha. You would know since you prob dont have any pants the way you shit your self lmao time for you to use pampers lmfao
Lmao haha. At least I can make it to the toilet and not be sitting in my feces haha. ^_^.
Lmfao haha. It is im a proud farter. And if anyone need me to pop their pimples or plunck their black hair ill do it hahaha.
Well of yes only now since you have your damper so if you miss you can always change it. Lol jk.
The sad thing is I feel bad for the toilet too. Lmao haha.
Their a good amount of us around. After all everyone does it it only naturtal it going to happen might as wel laugh and mess with each other lolz.
Lmao i hate to admit it but if I really got to go blow up the bathroom imma go do it I done it and one time I made everyone leave the bathroom. It was funny. Hahahaha. But it smelled sooo bad. I try to be respectful tho in public and not do that but if i know yoy and im home or at someone place i feel like it ok imma let it go. Lol
Sometimes i do other times not alway but when i do it really bad.
Yes it was at a public mall. And all the stalls were occupied and i was in one and their was a few waiting and then no one was their at all. Lol haha.
And that good some people treat it as it should be talk about but this is who I am i find it funny and want to feel comfortable just being me and letting any thing out
Lmfaoo yesss mahahahahah. Not that I wanna be in the bathroom when it smell even tho it coming from me. Hahaha
Oh I am i find that sooo funny as hell.
Yea and then it worse to hold it i feel so much better and it feels good to release it. Plus I get a big kick when I know someone else my fam has to go to the bathroom so if i wanna be mean and get a laugh i won't spray lmfao and their like it smells wtf lmao haha im just laughing. Might as well they do it to me all the time. Lol
Lol ok.
Lmfaoo hahaha. Did you spray lmao haha. Nasty haha jkjk.
Lol lucky you! It always does even more so if you haven't had a good shit for a day or two. Haha
Yeah that is true and one of the best times to let one go is like the situation you were in at the mall, because your tummy usually hurts like crazy and the moment you get yank you pants down, sit down and explode in the bowl it is like instant relief. You sit there thinking in your mind ahhh that feels so fantastic lol.
Lmfaoo yes your exactly right. Plus it a bathroom female really need to not be conversating in their i just wanna take a dump in peace. So I just laugh when females like eeww it smell lol of coruse it a bathroom. Imma take my dump now so I feel better. Ahhhhh yeaaaa
I remember where I use to work we use to have one toilet block with two stalls in it. One stall for men and the other for women. The tap way shared by both the men and women. I walked in the block to go to the toilet and right when I walked in I noticed a terrible stench of shit, it reeked so bad. The girl walked out right when I walked past the women's stall. It was a girl I worked with that was really pretty and my age. We locked eye contact. Neither of us said anything. LMAO
LMFAOOO HAHA yep she got to blow it up. At least it like eh it doesn't matter im about to do the same lol
Yes deff. doesnt. Makes me feel better.
Yep. Everyone does it. If I knew the person well i be like you stick lol haha
I also was walking to that same toilet once and so was this other girl (different girl) that I worked with, I purposely walked past her so she knew it was me, then went into the mens stall and then when she got there and it went all quite started dropping logs. I came out when she was washing her hands and she just looked at me. LOL.
LMFAO HAHAHA i never had any during work at all. The worse i had was I farted and it smelled bad so i walk away to try to airy ass out lol didn't wanna be blame for that (even tho it was me that did it) haha.
Just sometimes it 50/50. Can go either way never know what coming out haha.
Lmao haha yes it needs it it smells i wish i can detached it sometimes lol
Lmfao hahaha. Omg that to funny. I try not ti fart around the guys I like until their just a comfortable feeling and then it all hell from their i won't stop it coming out. Haha
True but I guess i just wanna feel comfortable if Iike someone i wanna just feel them out see what I think then just decide and be myself.
Yeah it is always best to be yourself. You women tho wow, so many of you make us guys look like amateur farters compared to you women. O my gosh so many of you women looks pretty and smell and have nice asses lol but when you fart it is a massive realise, reeks so bad and is so long lol and your left thinking how the... was all that gas produced by that small girl. Bahaha
Lmfao the many wonders of us females. To amaze males by are farts and lovely smell. Hahahaha.
No it wasn't judgmental i didn't think it was didn't come off as that at least.
And no i didn't know that. But I was told females do make the worse smell when she farts then males do.
LMFAOOO HAHAHA. Might as well some people i dont see how some of that shit came out of them at all it like no way that you push that out. Haha.
I would know b/c i went to use it and the person forgot to flush.
Yeah, nah I don't judge girls for it in the slightest, in fact if a girl I am close to does a really nasty fart or a shit that you can smell from miles away, I am likely to tease her and have fun, give her a hi5 or say nice fart or hi5 and say nice shit. If it was a girlfriend I would kiss her on the lips to and ad babe to that comment to. Hek I might even challenge her to a farting contest. I am so relaxed about it I would not even care if she did smelly farts all through our first date, or talked about her poops. It simply is not a problem at all from me.
That good. Your just relax and chilled and that cool. So the girl can feel at ease.
Yeah the girl can feel totally at ease around me and let what ever needs to come out her ass out. Even if she made facial expressions and tried to force it out as loud as she could I would laugh my ass off. A girl lifting a butt check is also fine. Yeah a girl around me can let anything out her ass she wants lol.
Lmao haha. Your nose will regret it
True you dont it shouldn't be like that either way male or female.
Exactly! That how it should be.
Lol yea. Haha
Lol haha no not really. Hardly loud in public. Lmao
LMFAO HAHa. Your funny
Lmao ewww crusty ass lol hahaha he got
Direct fumes. Lol haha. She prob was like wtf. Lol
Lmao i bet she did haha
and funny enough it said that a girls and women's digestive system produces three times more gas than a man's and that a girls and women's fart stinks way worse because of higher levels of sulphur gases being present in a women's fart. I guess that does explain why both girls and women get so gassy and let of massive, loud farts that reek. They simply can't help it.
Lmao hahaha that explains it.
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Lol hahaha nice and yes i did.
That just over the top. Lol i wouldn't do that haha
I don't know fart. Haha. Jk.
Lmfaoo hahaha. Did she say anything? Or did you?
Lmao.
I just fart because I have to it not that I enjoy it I just need to pass gas and im not holding it.
Yes it feels good because their no pent up gas being hold on too but if im out in public i try to be quite but i have no control what comes out tho.
Yea once at work.
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I have a fart fetish and my girlfriend knows it so she has given me a Dutch oven quite often, particularly when I have been performing oral sex on her. As she hates the smell of her own farts, and she can concentrate better on reaching her climax if she doesn't feel the need to fart, and as I have this fetish, we decide to do it like this. So usually when I'm eating her out, I'm trapped under the covers.
One time she farted and it smelled worse than usual. I kept continuing eating her pussy. After around five minutes I noticed the smell was finally gone, just seconds before she farted again. And it smelled just as bad as the first one of course. I guess I have been eating her pussy in the Dutch oven for almost ten minutes, before I couldn't smell it anymore. I told her afterwards and she replied like "Yeah, I had to fart, otherwise I couldn't reach an orgasm." I explained her the smell was really strong, way more potent than usual and that I smelled it for ten minutes. She replied with "Well that happens, I wasn't aware that it smelled so bad. But luckily I didn't smell anything, for me that's the most important." The way she replied to me showed that she really couldn't care that it smelled so bad, the fact that she was so unashamed about it made me even more excited. That was my most memorable Dutch oven experience.
OMFG! i had to google it... ewwwww disgusting disgusting disgusting. and weird. does smb really do that?
i mean, do people do that in real life? or is it just a joke on the internet?
oh wow. hm. ok.
definitely not my kind of jokes... cuz i'm a f*cking lady, dammit! xD
She got used to it. It barely fazes her now...probably because they rarely smell like anything. Her farts however stink to high heavens
No dude that's just weird I don't want to smell anyone's farts and don't think girls would either.
My bf and I do it to each other. haha
Well I guess you don't mean the cooking pot. Smh
Nope, don't think I would want to anyway.
I have never given nor received a Dutch oven.
No and I would not want to do that.
No & no, absolutely foul.
No I haven't.
never done it
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