Oh man, that girl is ugly LOL
15. How do I loooooooooooooooooook?
Huh... honey... YOU LOOK GREAT!
14. Are you pregnant?
Oops! I did it again :(
13. Can you please close your mouth?
Sometimes we are way too nice to say it
12. My baby is sooo cute
Nah, it's not!!!
11. Is that a boy or a girl?
I don't know, man, I don't know.
10. Calm the f*** down kid
I'll cut you
9. You're so stupid
But I prefer not to tell you
8. OMG STOP TALKING
I'm guilty of this, what can I say? I love words lol
7. How much money you make?
I think you're a pimp secretly
6. MOVE BIT** GET OUT OF THE WAY
I have 5 minutes left. MOOOOOVEEEE!
5. You're wrong
Oh man, I thought I was dumb...
4. How can s/he get a gf/bf and I can't?
Life is sooo unfair!!!
3. You've gained weight
But if I tell you I would hurt your feelings lol
2. I don't get it
But I'll keep it to myself
1. I love you
But it's a secret between me and myself.
Honorable Mentions:
A. Ewww, your food is disgusting
B. How's like to be a woman/man?
C. I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
Aaaaaand the end, I hope you liked it.
You didn't like it? Well, don't tell me XD
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