Things we all think but we rarely say

Oh man, that girl is ugly LOL

15. How do I loooooooooooooooooook?

Things we all think but we rarely say

Huh... honey... YOU LOOK GREAT!

14. Are you pregnant?

Oops! I did it again :(

13. Can you please close your mouth?

Sometimes we are way too nice to say it

12. My baby is sooo cute

Nah, it's not!!!

11. Is that a boy or a girl?

I don't know, man, I don't know.

10. Calm the f*** down kid

I'll cut you

9. You're so stupid

But I prefer not to tell you

8. OMG STOP TALKING

I'm guilty of this, what can I say? I love words lol

7. How much money you make?

I think you're a pimp secretly

6. MOVE BIT** GET OUT OF THE WAY

I have 5 minutes left. MOOOOOVEEEE!

5. You're wrong

Oh man, I thought I was dumb...

4. How can s/he get a gf/bf and I can't?

Life is sooo unfair!!!

3. You've gained weight

But if I tell you I would hurt your feelings lol

2. I don't get it

But I'll keep it to myself

1. I love you

But it's a secret between me and myself.

Honorable Mentions:

A. Ewww, your food is disgusting

B. How's like to be a woman/man?

C. I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

Aaaaaand the end, I hope you liked it.
You didn't like it? Well, don't tell me XD


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  • Britney Spears hasn't looked great in a long time.

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  • Hahah lmfao! This is MONEY

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  • People are idiots is all!

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  • Pretty accurate

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  • That baby pic is going to give me nightmares.. -.-

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  • And what's the deal with airline food?

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  • Yeah, it bugs me when I can't tell the difference between fat and pregnant. Or the double standard that you can mock a fat guy with pregnancy jokes and it's supposed to be funny rather than degrading and emasculating. But if you merely innocently guess wrong whether a woman is fat or pregnant, it's some grave sin. Huge double standard.

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  • 14 is my Sister LOL

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  • You da best :)

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  • Through out the whole read, the only thing on my mind was "low-key" lol

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    • What's that? XD

    • basically... it sums up your entire take. when someone says something everyone is thinking but won't say, the appropriate term to use is "low-key" and thats what you just did. so... low-key lol

    • Oh okay, haha thanks!

  • I definitely annoy my friends with how much I talk sometimes, and sometimes I even annoy myself because I hear it! And 14, 13, 12, 4, 2, 1 are spot on. 4 really urks me because I wanna feel good that they found someone, but then again I secretly want to say " WTF why are you with someone like that? Is he rich?"

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    • Hahahaha same here!!!
      Or like... How did you get that hottie and I can't get someone who's average looking? XD

    • I know right! It's sad to say, but forreal, life is cruel. :P

  • This is funny 😅

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  • sentences with double entendre is where its at - you just got know how to phrase them. The other person might catch on but might not... either way you won't directly implicate yourself but still get the message across

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  • I say "I'm off to take a dump" to all my friends.

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  • I remind people that they can just turn off the TV, sit down with their kids and hit them.

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  • I say them normally and people think I am joking 😂

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  • LOL kids...

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  • So awesome :)

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  • Yeah, so true... :D

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  • Loved it, and that 4th one seriously, she is too damn how to even stand next to him.

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  • LMAO great take

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  • I guess this why I'm so disconnected to most people and can't relate because apparently this was suppose to be some attempt at humor, but to me it just seemed like a bunch of mean things to think about saying. To me it seemed like making fun of people and I'm never okay with that, so I didn't find this funny and I'm not really sure what the humorous parts of it are suppose to be but I didn't see it. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for a good laugh but I never find stuff like this funny.

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  • LOL this is great! :D

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  • This seriously made me laugh out loud. Bravo, bravo.

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  • that was a unique medley

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  • I have my dirty thoughts that i don't air it out publicly.

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  • You got to much time with your hands little girl lol

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  • I think that questionable boy/girl is Justin Bieber. Maybe... if it is, I won't be surprised. But, it looks DANG feminine so I don't know.

    Otherwise, I got a good kick out of this. Well done!

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  • I feel you! Da bezzzt!

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  • Omfg, I don't pay attention to Justin Bieber, But damn he is really pretty and with a voice that sounds like he barely hit puberty doesn't help.. lol and Britney, I mean Damn has she changed.

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  • The "close your mouth" GIF is Cello green or whatever her Name is? Really? Every time i stumble on her because she appears in another youtuber's channels, i always feel the urge to fucking staple her ugly ass green fucking lips shut. She looks like she just gave a blowjob to either Shrek, or a leprechaun, or the Hulk, or a green crayon, does she know that? And her mouth and voice man... I wanna shoot her dead for creating so much noise pollution. The "woman" makes me so aggressive.

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  • Excellent, haha! So, so, so true! Meanwhile, we're all just like...

    a1.web.wt-cdn.com/.../summer-work-4.gif

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  • Haha, this cracked me up.

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  • Haha i loved that last one.

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  • Nice take!

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  • I dont get it.

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    • How? XD

      Things we don't say but we think about..

      Is she pregnant or fat?
      Is it a boy or a girl?

      Oh wait... I just realized you did one of my points... Lol is it a joke?

      I totally believed it XD

  • Haha I agree except for #4 and honorable mentions

    #14 was funny

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  • I loved it!!!

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