Stating the obvious...
Your handwriting is terrible. (Doing the best I can.)
You're not perfect yourself. (Obviously.)
You have small boobs. (Duh.)
Life goes on. (Does it...?)
Your nose is crooked. (Ugh...)
You have so many things to be grateful for. (That's true.)
You have a small penis. (Buuut...I'm a woman. o.O)
Stating the not so obvious...
You're wrong. (What?!)
You're not perfect yourself. (Not so obvious to others, apparently.)
You're far too sensitive. (Lawd...)
You had so much potential. (I did?! When?!)
I couldn't care less. (Or could you...?)
Everything happens for a reason. (Oh, really? Well then explain this for me... _insert Q here_)
Sorry, not sorry. (This one's just juvenile...)
Annoying, unnecessary, rude even. Sure. But they are constant, no matter where you go.