10 Of The Best Things In Life

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1. The Crimson Tide <3
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16 National championships and counting!

#TheBestEver

2. Completely destroying your enemies
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3. Women that really can suck the corn off the cob
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No biting or even nibbling allowed, Beeotch!

4. Epic guitar players

Like Reignwolf, Brother Dege, and Dan Auerbach.

Total eargasm!

5. Chevrolets
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6. Having an afro
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You smuve as hell!

And never hate on my white fro.....

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7. Booty shorts (boy shorts)

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They only look good on women, though. Unless you are gay or the guy has such an insanely nice ass that you get an automatic gay pass for hitting that shit.

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Plugged right in the butt...........

Keep your fingers crossed the whole time.

8. Japanese/Chinese pornstars (Not the dudes, The other ones with the vaginas)
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9. Being proud of who you are and where you're from.
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Screw anyone who says you can't be either one.

The only other option is being ashamed of who you are, And that's weak AF.

10. Family and real friends

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Always the most important in life.....

#ZombieTakes

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