7 Things That Piss Me Off The Most!

7 Things That Piss Me Off The Most!

This is just a collection of things that tick me off. I'm guessing they might piss a few other people off too but it's mainly just a rant of mine that I usually keep to myself or scream about in my car. Speaking of that let's get the party started.

Driving-

I have never been able to figure out why the moron in front of me speeds up when I slow down and slows down when I speed up. Cars have had cruise control since the 40's! Set it so I can deal with it either by passing you or keeping pace with you, it's not that fucking hard! Aside from the moments where cops can be dicks can we all agree that 5 mph over the limit is the standard speed in Traffic.

And another thing when you're driving at night that little almost neon light on your dashboard means YOUR BRIGHTS ARE ON! I'm not trying to read a book and I didn't drop anything so dim the damn lights already. Oh and if I flash my brights that's a CLUE to turn yours down!

Netflix-

I don't know why it's set up this way but apparently Netflix only wants to pay for 3 episodes before prompting the "Continue Watching?" message to pop up. I usually have this playing at night for background noise while I do other things like laundry/playing games/cleaning etc. It's annoying as fuck to stop doing something just to keep a service I pay for going off air! They like to advertise you can binge watch all your favorite shows but not without pressing the damn play button every 4th episode! Some shows are barely 22 minutes long dammit!

Work-

Now all jobs have office politics to some extent but at my job it's a little different. (Or so I think.) We have something I like to call "Lift Politics." Basically I drive a Forklift all night or I'm supposed to. Each Lift Driver has to have their OWN special lift. They're numbered too so you can't just take someone else's number because "That's the one I always sign out."

They just stand there and stare at you like a deer in headlights until you give it back. I've argued with all of them about it: Look we're all adults. No matter what number is on the lift all of them preform the same basic function. They Lift and Lower pallets. So why can't we each just grab the next lift back there? "But... but... That's My Lift!" is the only retort I get.

I tried bringing it up to my Boss but that smug, self important, little douche says pretty much the same thing. "Well I don't care what you say Number 2 is MY LIFT!" Oh it is, is it. That's right I remember the company buying it just for your use. They even engraved your name on it and had that big ceremony just to say you own it now. (I actually said that to him.) "No, it's mine because the paint isn't all scratched up like the others. Because I don't hit anything." Right as if we're the only shift that uses them..., I said walking out of the office.

Day Walkers-

People that work and play during the day seem to think they can make all the noise in the world just because the Sun is out. But for Fuck's sake if I make any noise when the Sun goes down, because I work at night, they piss and moan how they can't sleep! Yet, to drown out all the morning noise I have to rock 2 fans and the T.V. so I BARELY hear a Vacuum, Construction Work or Traffic so I CAN SLEEP!

Askholes-

Usually a Friend (We all have one), sometimes a co-worker or maybe a Family member. You waste time listening to them talk and whine for hours, finally throwing in your two cents, only to have go in one ear and out the other. When what they're really saying is "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!" They just want to be the center of attention and they realized the best way to do that is abuse your Empathy. I've started giving them the worst advice possible, knowing they aren't really listening, because it's my way of not being bored to death.

Public Displays Of Affection-

That's right you PDA bastards are a special kind of annoying! I fine if it's just a matter of Holding Hands but anything beyond that and you might as well just start shooting the Porno. The double butt hold, kissing in hallways/alleys and those quick little private gropes (which everyone sees btw) are all things you should keep to yourselves at HOME! Either that or I should be allowed to piss in public to make things even.

Thanks For Your Service/Yellow Ribbons

Don't get me wrong, I am very proud of defending my country. The Navy taught me a lot and made me realize even more. But I draw the line at being "Thanked" and seeing "Yellow Ribbons" so bare with me here. First off, You don't know what I did in the Service. I could've sat on my ass watching T.V. for 4 years as far as you know and I'm not going to tell you. It's an empty platitude realized only after people spat on the Vietnam Vets for years. Apologize to them first!

Secondly, Ribbons saying "support" our Troops are a lame attempt at by people to get attention for themselves. "Look How Much I Care, Aren't I The BEST!" It seldom goes beyond that. No one listens to the Troops come Election time. They don't seem to realize that the only time the U.S. went five years without war (1935-40) was during the isolationist period of the Great Depression. Vets are the first people to tell you when it's time for war and when it's time for peace. No, most people just slap a yellow ribbon on their car preferring that Veterans be seen in Parades and Never Heard!

Meanwhile Cops/Fire Fighters and EMT's are hardly ever supported. Fire Fighters have gained some attention since 9/11 but we've gone back to hating Cops and EMT's never get mentioned. Yet these 3 Services deserve the same attention/support that the Troops supposedly get!

Well writing that last one really ticked me off just thinking about it so I'm going to end it here. Try and do something more once in a while for ALL the Services in your Community and I'll work on calming down.


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What Girls Said 6

  • 2mo

    As someone who just came from a line at the zoo where two adults were making out in a line filled with little innocent children, and me right behind them trying my best to look any where, ANYWHERE, but at what was happening in front of me... yes, that!

    I also 1000% agree with the troops thing or basically any other group support that people simply put up some sticker and go, yup, I support you. Now granted, some of the funds from those things, do go to troop support, so we can at least say they did do some... thing... but money isn't always a solution to everything. Everyone is so quick to say honor the troops, honor them, don't you dare stop honoring them, but will gladly step over a veteran depressed, rotting and homeless in the streets, to go about their business. You can't help everyone... granted, but doing nothing but claiming you are, sucks for all those that really have gone over and risked their lives or come back wounded and now need emotional, financial, and/or mental support.

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  • 2mo

    I especially hate anybody who comes to my front door. That goes for Jehovah Witnesses, Mormons, door to door salespeople, high school kids wanting to raise money for something etc. What kind of monster just shows up unannounced? They're especially annoying when they wake me up from my nap or when I worked night shift the day before and trying to catch up on sleep.

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  • 2mo

    Driving is so much fun! How can you hate it? I just went driving for 1.5 hours and ended up driving by my boyfriend's house three times. The road is fun and curvy.
    Also, pda, why does it make you uncomfortable? When my boyfriend and I were cuddling in public I was in heaven

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    • 2mo

      Yes driving as a teen is very fun but after a few years you get annoyed with other drivers and their need to be the center of attention. By driving too slow, too fast, all over the road, Brights that they can never seem to shut off and even if you leave for work early everyone else on the road will sense that and make sure you show up late.

      As for PDA, think of it like walking in on your parents because that's the level of disgust you feel while people try and mount each other like dogs on the street. I don't want to see someone else's personal private life played out in front of me when I never asked for it. Would you want to see your Teacher and Principal start making out in the classroom or your grandparents at a Family BBQ?

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    • 2mo

      ... How the fuck does a fifteen year old have a license?

    • 2mo

      @BaileyisDarcy a permit. I can drive with an adult in the car.

  • 2mo

    I totally agree with the driving ones. My biggest pet peeve is when I try to pass someone and they speed up. As far as cruise control goes, yes, I definitely wish everyone would use theirs, but you'd be surprised how many cars actually don't have it, especially older models.

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  • 2mo

    Ik people need to apologize to Vietnam vets like a ma'! Yes, I hate those PDA fucks, like you just can't fucking keep your hands off till you get the hell home? I have to drive my man to work at 4:40 every morning so ik what ya mean. people think its alright to drive w brights on, how stupid are they, every morning I'm flashing my brights and still, still, still some can't catch on!!

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  • 2mo

    Askholes suck! I go off on them for wasting my time and intelligence on their narcissistic agenda (instead of mine). Lol. Jk. Go Navy♡

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What Guys Said 9

  • 2mo

    Yeah, all of these are annoying.

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  • 2mo

    about the last one,
    My parents are both Vets and my Dad says that a good chunk of people love Veterans, that is til they get asked to do something for them politics wise

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    • 2mo

      Yeah it goes back to that whole Seen not Heard view politicians and "Troop Supporters" have.

  • 2mo

    Hey, I just see PDAs as live softcore porn. I don't mind... *unzips*

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  • 2mo

    What pisses me off is that this Obama wants to put a bigger tax on gasoline. Wtf is up with that? That's fucking gay. Gay as hell.

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  • 2mo

    Yes, especially the "support our troops" thing. Typical keyboard politician/commando/hero act.

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  • 2mo

    You forgot something in the driving portion.
    People that drive slow in the passing lane (under the speed limit or slower than the right lane.).

    Holy crap that passes me off. If you're going to use the left lane you better be passing someone up or move out the way.

    Also, people that drive just to pass you and then when they pass you they slow down in front of you. It's similar to what you already said.

    That really grinds my gears.

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  • 2mo

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  • 2mo

    Cool take - Great rant - I am sure everyone has their own 7 very close to yours - Rants are good for the soul, like a pressure cooker letting off steam - Sit back, bud, have a cold beer and say "I am glad, I got that off my chest"

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  • 2mo

    Didn't read the whole thing, mainly just came for the driving one because that pisses me off more than anything. When you go down and then up a hill, I always try and build up speed when going down to get some momentum going up so I don't waste gas and I hate these morons who insist on braking as they go down a hill and then forcing you to have to waste gas going up the next hill. And the morons who have no idea what street they're turning into and therefore slam on their brakes at every single intersection.. And the morons who cut you off because apparently their lane was too slow, but then they go 10 under the speed limit... Ah man..

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