Here are some really important things you need to know if you want to make it in the big bad world. Some of these might sound like opinions, but they're actually facts only because I say they are.
1. Dogs > Cats
This is just true.
I do agree that cats are adorable little assholes, but assholes nonetheless.
2. K-Pop sucks as long as Kim Hyun-joong is not a stripper.
Is that too much to ask for? 😫
He's a good dancer too.
3. Be careful while trusting short people.
They're both adorable and sneaky. That's a deadly combination. They're also closer to hell 👿
4. I am your father.
Yes I'm talking to you... The person reading this take. I bet you probably didn't know this, but I'm your father.
5. Humans are going to destroy the moon eventually.
The reason for this is pretty simple... We don't need the moon.
6. Poop is the best present to give anyone.
Especially if it's dancing poop.
7. I'm Batman!! 😎
Yes. For all you people who like to scream "I'm Batman!" at random times, you're wrong since you're not Batman. I'm Batman!
8. Creating a time machine (with evidence) would grant you a lifetime supply of cheese.
Don't ask me who's gonna give it to you.
As I said, a lot of you will refuse to believe these but they are true. They also don't need an explanation. They are facts only because I say so.
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