8 Things That are True Even if You Don't Agree With Them

LadyTerror

Here are some really important things you need to know if you want to make it in the big bad world. Some of these might sound like opinions, but they're actually facts only because I say they are.

1. Dogs > Cats

This is just true.

8 Things That are True Even if You Don't Agree With Them

I do agree that cats are adorable little assholes, but assholes nonetheless.

2. K-Pop sucks as long as Kim Hyun-joong is not a stripper.

Is that too much to ask for? 😫

8 Things That are True Even if You Don't Agree With Them

He's a good dancer too.

8 Things That are True Even if You Don't Agree With Them

3. Be careful while trusting short people.

They're both adorable and sneaky. That's a deadly combination. They're also closer to hell 👿

8 Things That are True Even if You Don't Agree With Them

4. I am your father.

Yes I'm talking to you... The person reading this take. I bet you probably didn't know this, but I'm your father.

8 Things That are True Even if You Don't Agree With Them

5. Humans are going to destroy the moon eventually.

The reason for this is pretty simple... We don't need the moon.

8 Things That are True Even if You Don't Agree With Them

6. Poop is the best present to give anyone.

Especially if it's dancing poop.

8 Things That are True Even if You Don't Agree With Them

7. I'm Batman!! 😎

Yes. For all you people who like to scream "I'm Batman!" at random times, you're wrong since you're not Batman. I'm Batman!

8 Things That are True Even if You Don't Agree With Them

8. Creating a time machine (with evidence) would grant you a lifetime supply of cheese.

Don't ask me who's gonna give it to you.

8 Things That are True Even if You Don't Agree With Them

As I said, a lot of you will refuse to believe these but they are true. They also don't need an explanation. They are facts only because I say so.

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8 Things That are True Even if You Don't Agree With Them
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