Barely a chicken, too smooth n hairless. Zero texture. 0/5
A very sturdy but wholesome hen, i like her gray feathers gives her character and age, she look a bit dead tho with those white soulless eyes 4/5
Pointy! Sharp! Alpha! This hen reminds me of a dragon, could possibly be a dom-daddy-cockmaster, so watch out! Would let prick me/10. *gets the tingles* 3/5
The fuck is this homo ass hen….Looks like a drag chicken. -2/5
Very large and soft, her head is too small. Pinhead Larry/10 (she wishes she can be dirty dan) 2/5
JUST AN EGG WITH A FACE. WTF HTC. I AM OFFENDED FOR CHICKENS EVERYWHERE. (But also very cute) i like him the most. -2/5
You tried. Looks like matchup poured on his poor little head :( 1/5
A better version of facebook’s attempt. He looks like a zombie with that thousand yard stare…..he's seen some shit in the slaughterhouse. 2/5 pity rate.
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