Dear Autocorrect Please F*ck Off and Die

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Dear Autocorrect please Fuck off and die

Dear Phones Autocorrect, I wish to inform you that I hate you and if you were a sentient AI I would download you to a chip, put you in a watertight safe, then encase the safe in concrete and throw it in the deepest pit in the ocean surrounded by magnets to make sure if you escaped you would be killed.

Now I understand that by most standards I'm foulmouthed to the point where if I hung out in certain bars in Boston near the water people might assume I'm a merchant sailor.

Dear Autocorrect Please F*ck Off and Die

Now at least Ducking is a word, but BASTARSS IS NOT A WORD, why would you correct an actual well established word with a word that doesn't exist. That doesn't even make any sense.

#RANTDONE

Dear Autocorrect Please F*ck Off and Die
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