Finish the rhyme: Roses are red?

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Pink2000 · Accepted Answer

Roses are red, violets are blue
That's what they say, but it just isn't true!
Roses are red, and apples are too
But violets are violet, violets aren't blue!
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green
And pinkies aren't pink, what does it mean?
To say something's blue when it isn't, defiles it
But oh, what the hell, it's hard to rhyme violet :)

I can't remember where I got this.

swimmersam · Accepted Answer

Well I got a note on my car from these guys I saw on the highway, and they found my car bc we both ended up at the mall, and they parked next to us. the note said:
Roses are dead
Violets are too
Funny thing is
we parked next to you too

DaniJ · Accepted Answer

Wait... No they aren't! Who's been painting my roses red?

JamielovesKU · Accepted Answer

Condoms are blue, AIDS come easy so watch who you screw!

JustinTheGreat · Accepted Answer

Roses are red
This part is true
But violets are violet
Not fucking blue

I heard that a long time ago but here, let me be original.

Roses are red
Mushrooms are brown
You must be an iceberg
Because this ship wants to go down ;D

Rahdle · Accepted Answer

Roses are red, Tractors are green, Come ride on my tractor, You know what I mean Haha sounds a lot dirtier than I originally intended

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Roses are red and cost lots of money but they're just the thing to send to my honey!

Baarkmann_RISING · Answer

Roses are red  Violets are blue Fuck this poem  Listen to Slayer

ihatethiswebsite · Answer

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SatanClaus · Answer

No pun intended

vjreejr · Answer

When I was in the 6th grade, a friend wrote in my autograph book: Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

mrf284212 · Answer

Roses are red.
Roses are blue.
They think thoughts.
They think few.

Roses are dripping.
Roses are confused.
They stumble for pennies.
For harping views.

Roses are awake.
Roses are debased.
They open for suns.
As dreams frequent dust.

Roses are today.
Roses are not today.
They falter in moments.
They await reviews.

Words_and_Wisdom · Answer

Violets are blue Omaewa mo shinderu

Red_Arrow · Answer

Roses are red, violets aren't blue. You are fifteen, I can't finish this to you.

mr90skid · Answer

Roses are red Makaveli's "dead"  didn't morn  cause I was a newborn being bottle fed  I was actually like three when Tupac "died" but the point is I was young :)

JSmuve · Answer

Dandilions are yellow I fucked up this on purpose So I could say jello!

RainbowFanGirl · Answer

Roses are red Violets are cheaper If I leave silent voicemails Please don't call me a creeper.

WhiteSteve · Answer

@bubble_tea

I_am_repulsive · Answer

Roses are red,  Not interested in you I'll see you in hell I hope she comes too.  or Roses are red  Violets are blue How'd I get so lucky  To have you

sid312 · Answer

I got a better one. What do u tell a girl with 2 black eyes? Nothing u already told her twice!

martyfellow · Answer

Roses are red Money is green That's why I bled With you to be seen

cl_517 · Answer

BACON! BACON!

bossdonkeydog · Answer

Roses r red  Violets r blue  When gay guys r lonely  They all run to u Lol i told that to my friend nd he got mad but i think gay guys r awesome theyre hecka funny lol

IAmMellow · Answer

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhyming So I'm not going too

BertMacklinFBI · Answer

cool blasters are cool see my zerty zerts? have a piece too.

kartavyabanker · Answer

For a change.. Blood is red , Cyanosis is blue,, i get tachycardia whenever i see you... :) ;)

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