Would you like to rent a baby?

I see all these cute little toddlers running around and I WANT ONE. Just for a day. I would give it back.

Would you like to rent a baby?

  • YES. That would be awesomesauce.
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  • NO. I don't like kids. I scare them. They scare me. We scare each other.
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Most Helpful Guy

  • I'd rather rent a midget. I think that would be a lot more fun than renting a kid.

    Plus, they could tell you what you're doing wrong, that way you learn what not to do once you get the kid.

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What Guys Said 29

  • Haha, the one in the picture is really cute. But I would rather have my own one. I just need to finish my master's degree and find a decent job...

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  • No thanks 😒

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    • :o butttt you can dress it up as a raccoon!

    • That is tempting but I already have a raccoon stuffed animal. My raccoon doesn't drool, cry or poop, so I think my raccoon is better :)

  • I've done some babysitting. But, I wouldn't babysit an actual baby. The child would have to be old enough to be able to tell me if something is wrong in an emergency.

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  • It is called baby sitting lol plus you get paid to do it, which is better than renting!

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  • I have nieces and a nephew for. that

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  • You can get pocket money for babysitting.
    you might like it.

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  • Awe they are so adorable , in the store i always talk to babies
    in the grocery cart and speak to the moms

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  • nope... i'm not good at parenting in my opinion :-|

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  • very very cute, I love all the babies!

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  • Rent babies? What the hell? Just offer to babysit a baby for a day. Don't rent them. You make babies sound like an accessory or something that you buy in a store. Have more respect, would 'ya?

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  • i certainly don´t want to deal with other peoples brats! and i really don´t find babys cute xD they are puffy poop piss puke tear and noise mashines.

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  • You can rent my kids all day. I'll finally get to sleep in.

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  • Amazing picture.

    I feel lucky that I get to enjoy the occasional toddler smiling at me or staring or saying something amusing, but needn't worry with the nappies and all the other "shit".

    So I'm good for now.

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  • gimme that cute sweet sugarplum.

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  • I eat babies

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  • Why not just babysit?

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  • Renting a baby... no... I take care of my nephews on the weekends so it's all good... but, If you really want a baby... ;) XD

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  • Thank you for reminding me to lock my doors at night.

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  • I don't like kids at all. Keep them away from me forever.

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  • No I don't want to rent a baby maybe a girlfriend...

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  • Toddlers can be a pain in the ass, and are no fun unless they're actually your own.

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  • Wow, option B exactly describes my attitude towards kids.

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  • ehm nope :s

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  • Teddy bears are suprioer!

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  • guys don't want babies. like never!

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  • i want to rent a harakiri. can i?

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  • No I hate kids

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  • I have a niece and a nephew, they're great but the novelty wears off after a couple of hours, then I feel like they're too demanding and I'm tired... time to give 'em back!

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    • hence my renting idea :D

    • It's potentially a great idea, people would find out if they were cut out for parenthood or not.

  • Why not just make one?

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    • i'm not mature enough to have a child!

What Girls Said 13

  • Oh no. These little things in HS were enough!

    www.fsd1.org/.../real%20care%20baby.jpg

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  • I have an 11 month old who is now sleeping and I'm in the room with her so she won't try to climb out of bed ( she does this even at night) nah I'm haha

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    • lmfao! she's a stealth ninja baby! :p you must be so tired though... :x

    • Haha, stealthy kid! Phew, much respect.

  • Hmm... I think I prefer getting paid to babysit, over paying to babysit.

    I'm sure their parents would prefer the latter arrangement though lol.

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  • ahahha i know what u mean some of them are sooo cute you just want to spend the day with them taking them places and stuff, i would cuz then u wouldn't hav to put up with it crying for weeks for no reason

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  • Haha no thank you I already have to deal with the little devils every day so I'll pass.

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  • I want one!

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  • Heck yes. Kids are cute, and we get along, but like... I don't want to own one. So until my brother procreates (I'll be the best aunt ever, I can't wait) I would totally rent a baby.

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  • Can I cook him? He looks cutielicious!!

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    • i know right? i'm just dying. he's sosososososo cute :p little lobster!

    • Yeah!!! sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damn cute!!! I am starting to love sea food!

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  • I would love to rent a baby for a day. Even if they're annoying

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  • yes, I would like 4 pleaaseeeeeeee~

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  • You could get paid for that ya know. Its called babysitting

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  • You could have an electronic baby, but that would just be annoying af

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