I did a lot of stupid shit.
When I was 5, my oldest cousin forgot her razor for shaving her legs at my house. My stupid 5 year old ass decided to go through the bathroom cupboards and discover the razor. I tried shaving my DRY leg... BLOOD. EVERYWHERE.
I once got my head stuck in between the boards of a bunkbead post that prevents you from falling out of the bed.
I've reached for a DVD on a high shelf that had a heavy paper weight on top if it, it fell and hit me in the head, I got 2 stitches that night.
I also split my chin open because I slipped and hit a window... I got it superglued back together.
HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS
DID YOU DO STUPID SHIT TOO? :D
- I'M A DUMBASSVote A
- I'M A BADASS!!!Vote B
- no I was a perfect little angel and super duper smart B)Vote C
- I was too busy streaking all over the house without a diaper and pulling my siblings hair... that asshole stole my barbie!Vote D
- WHO WANTS TO PLAY CARS WITH ME ON A CARPET TOWNVote E
- oooohhh ooohhh I WANT TO BUILD A BLANKET FORT!!!Vote F
- I want to be a child again, I HATE ADULTINGVote G
Most Helpful Girl
Yes. I don't remember all the details because I was like 5 when it happened, but I remember getting my ass kicked by a Willow tree in my grandparents backyard because I was fuckin' around.
I stole things when I was younger too, I was a little thief. Does high school count as growing up since it was 5 years ago? If so, I would sneak out a lot.
Also Invited people I didn't even really know from school over to get high in my backyard in broad daylight.1