How to fart in public?

I was thinking about passing gas in public... how do i do this?


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What Guys Said 6

  • Just the same way you would fart at home. Just push it out. Do it loudly and don't worry about what others think. You are doing a natural bodily function.

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  • eat rotten food then

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  • release slowly, and let the toxins diffuse evenly within the space you're in

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  • You want silent, but deadly or loud and poisonous?

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  • Find out a sexy man/woman and go ask him there is any public place to fart

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What Girls Said 3

  • Lmao it is your lifes mission to fart in public

    Just do it!

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  • Let it out slowly and don't stay in one spot. Walk if necessary so the scent diffuses away from you.

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  • Say excuse me then pretend it was nothing

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