What are some of the lies female tells?
What Guys Said 22
This says it all. . . hilarious!
I have a boyfriend
It's not you it's me
You don't have to if you want to
Noo really it's okay
Don't worry about it
I'm not mad
Nice guys don't finish last2
"Sure, it's totally cool if you go out with your buddies for a few drinks!"
"Why would I be jealous? She is just you coworker"
"I've never done that before!"
"Personality is much more important than looks"
Someone should make a female version as well. :)2
"Hey honey, what's the matter?"
No it's not new I had it for years.
I be ready in... ?
I told you this before/already
It only cost £...
I only had 2-3 drinks
i didn't move it
My family are only coming for the day/ staying one night
I got no money left can you lend my some
It's your turn to drive and my to drink/ I don't like driving you big car you will have to drive.
I'm sure there's more.0
Often when they tell you something and say "just kidding" after they tell you something that they probably shouldn't have, they aren't kidding at all and the most common ones are "nothing's wrong", "like I said I'm not mad at you"..."Have a great time going out with your Friends", "I really do like that shirt"0
"Nothing is wrong, I don't want to talk about it"
lol i'll just sit there until they decide to talk about it and listen intently.0
Size doesn't matter
I've got a headache
I'm going out with my female friend
It's not your fault1
I'm not ready for a relationship.0
"I have a boyfriend."
shouldn't u know lol?0
i am busy
i really have to go0
When their lips are moving and sound is coming out, it's lies.3
What Girls Said 26
lol why is a female asking about female lies? hmmmmmm hard to tell
i'm not really good at lying lol2
you are not that fat.
you are a nice guy u deserve a better female then me
i have never had an orgasm before but with you i had it 7 times.
you have such a huge penis
your ex was quite pretty.
your mums cake is a way better then mine.
you look amazing in a new dress
your ass is not that fat, no worries, you can wear that skinny jeans.
-I woke up like this
-I got it on sale
-You are such a bitch! Lol i'm kidding
-This is my natural hair colour
-I don't tan
-Yeah sure you can have my number
-You're so hot
-Omg you're so big
As for the boyfriend/Lesbian comment, Most of the time it's not a lie. Girls love boobs. Sometimes some girls like boobs more than other girls like boobs.0
Don't worry about it
I don't want to see you right now
Sure let's share a dessert
but for me it's mostly "I'm fine". Those words are never genuine.0
Birthday presents... "you don't have to buy me anything"1
"I'm not even mad."1
"You're so pretty!"1
"I swear yours is the biggest one I have ever seen"0
If she is hungry
If she is ok
and calling someone else cute0
Last night was great (or not)
I'm fine (fuck you)
I have a boyfriend (you're just creepy)
I don't masturbate - ever (I probably do it more than you do)
Awww thanks, you didn't have to! (you actually had to)0
"I'm not mad, I'm fine..." ;)0
I don't masturbate. I don't watch porns. These are the biggest lies ever xD0
The ones I have heard the most are!
1. I'm busy
2. I have a boyfriend0
im ok i dont need anyone0
"I love you" lol0
jean size and age0
Your dick is the biggest one I've ever seen.0
It's okay you can go.0
People lie about different things for different reasons. Don't generalize0
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