What are some of the lies female tells?


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Most Helpful Guy

  • OMG!!! Every single word!!!

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    • Biggest lie of all?

      "I'm virgin"

    • I was waiting for somebody to say this along time.. haha

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  • This says it all. . . hilarious!

    http://youtu.be/dp-AxFdUe4A

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  • The top two that i can think of right now are:

    "Nice guys always get the girl"/ "I wish i had a nice guy"
    And
    "Looks don't matter, personality is what matters".

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  • I have a boyfriend
    It's not you it's me
    You don't have to if you want to
    It's okay
    Noo really it's okay
    I'm fine
    Don't worry about it
    I'm not mad
    Nice guys don't finish last

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  • "Sure, it's totally cool if you go out with your buddies for a few drinks!"
    "Why would I be jealous? She is just you coworker"
    "I've never done that before!"
    "Personality is much more important than looks"

    Someone should make a female version as well. :)

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  • "Hey honey, what's the matter?"

    "Nothing".

    Yeah right!

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  • No it's not new I had it for years.
    I be ready in... ?
    I told you this before/already
    It only cost £...
    I only had 2-3 drinks
    i didn't move it
    My family are only coming for the day/ staying one night
    I got no money left can you lend my some
    It's your turn to drive and my to drink/ I don't like driving you big car you will have to drive.
    I'm sure there's more.

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  • "whatever"
    "I'm Fine"
    "I have a boyfriend"- This one especially, when asking them out or for any contact info of any kind.

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  • Often when they tell you something and say "just kidding" after they tell you something that they probably shouldn't have, they aren't kidding at all and the most common ones are "nothing's wrong", "like I said I'm not mad at you"..."Have a great time going out with your Friends", "I really do like that shirt"

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  • "I love you"

    "I love you for who you are" Meaning I love your bank account.

    After bad sex "its okay. don't worry about it" and she smiling when she really saying in her head "I hope Brad is free in the morning"

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  • "Nothing is wrong, I don't want to talk about it"

    lol i'll just sit there until they decide to talk about it and listen intently.

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  • Size doesn't matter
    I've got a headache
    I'm going out with my female friend
    It's not your fault

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  • I have a boyfriend
    You are a nice guy. Let's stay as friends
    I'm busy on that day (while asking for a date)
    Sorry I fell asleep (while texting)
    Yep.

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  • #1) I'm fine. #2) I'm not mad

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  • I'm not ready for a relationship.

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  • "I have a boyfriend."
    "I'm lesbian."

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  • shouldn't u know lol?

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  • i am busy
    i really have to go

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  • Fat
    erotic
    mistress
    always
    lying
    eating
    sperm

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  • you are a really nice guy but, let's just be friends: get the hell out of my face and never talk to me again

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  • When their lips are moving and sound is coming out, it's lies.

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  • I AM FINE...

    they never are when they say this..

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  • I will pay for the dates

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What Girls Said 26

  • lol why is a female asking about female lies? hmmmmmm hard to tell
    http://www.blogforchoice.com/rhianna-kidding.gif

    i'm not really good at lying lol

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  • "I'm not angry"

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  • "you're so pretty"
    "don't worry, I promise not to tell"
    "it wasn't me"
    "I don't like your boyfriend like that"
    "(insert name) said (insert lie)"
    "I think he might like you"
    "We're together"
    "You're my best friend"

    .. I could go on and on.. :/

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  • you are not that fat.
    you are a nice guy u deserve a better female then me
    i have never had an orgasm before but with you i had it 7 times.
    you have such a huge penis
    your ex was quite pretty.
    your mums cake is a way better then mine.
    you look amazing in a new dress
    your ass is not that fat, no worries, you can wear that skinny jeans.
    haha

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    • "You have a huge penis" Seriously?, I can't believe girls would say that as a lie lol, especially since we all know the size of our own dicks. That would kill my ego, I would just have sex and and then leave. No comments are better lies

  • -I woke up like this
    -I got it on sale
    -You are such a bitch! Lol i'm kidding
    -This is my natural hair colour
    -I don't tan
    -Yeah sure you can have my number
    -You're so hot
    -Omg you're so big

    As for the boyfriend/Lesbian comment, Most of the time it's not a lie. Girls love boobs. Sometimes some girls like boobs more than other girls like boobs.

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  • It's fine
    Don't worry about it
    I don't want to see you right now
    Sure let's share a dessert

    but for me it's mostly "I'm fine". Those words are never genuine.

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  • it's fine.

    no. it really isn't fine. fucking fix it before i boil you alive.

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  • Birthday presents... "you don't have to buy me anything"

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  • "I'm not even mad."

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  • "You're so pretty!"

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  • I have a headache, not tonight.

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  • "I'm fine"

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  • "I swear yours is the biggest one I have ever seen"

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  • If she is hungry

    If she is ok

    and calling someone else cute

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  • Last night was great (or not)
    I'm fine (fuck you)
    I have a boyfriend (you're just creepy)
    I don't masturbate - ever (I probably do it more than you do)
    Awww thanks, you didn't have to! (you actually had to)

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  • lmao we don't lie

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  • The biggest lie I tell is "I'll owe you one!" The sad truth is i won't repay you lol

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    • So you always borrow money but never pay them back? Lmao, I have a few of those friends lol.

    • No I have never had to borrow money, I mean like favors for people, chances are I won't repay your favor

  • "I'm not mad, I'm fine..." ;)

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  • I don't masturbate. I don't watch porns. These are the biggest lies ever xD

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  • The ones I have heard the most are!
    1. I'm busy
    2. I have a boyfriend

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  • im ok i dont need anyone

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  • "I love you" lol

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  • jean size and age

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  • Your dick is the biggest one I've ever seen.

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  • It's okay you can go.

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  • People lie about different things for different reasons. Don't generalize

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