wheres the weirdest place you've ever had to pee outside? Behind a bar when barhopping, in the bushes by a mall after it closed, under a bridge, in the woods while running, and behind a coffee shop after one too many expresso's are all situations I've been in.
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Hands down one of the best parts of being a guy, you can take a wazzer pretty much anywhere. I don't think there's a super weird place I ever went, but one time I was stuck in traffic as a passenger trying to find parking for this outdoor Dave Matthews concert. Don't judge me... Dave Matthews is the lowest I've ever stooped to close ass with a girl, but literally almost every hot college-aged chick in the late 90s and early 2000s was obsessed with them😒 You do what you have to do, haha. Anyway, I was like "fuck it, I can't hold out any longer... be right back.", and I jumped out, hopped the median and went down the side of this hill that led to a service road behind the concert venue. And of course the second I start going a cop droves by and sees me, but fortunately he just yelled at me "HEY! Do I come to your town and piss in your yard?", and I was just like "my bad, couldn't hold it...", and he just smirked and drove away, haha.
But your "behind a bar" moment reminds me of when I was a bouncer in college. At UMass, they intentionally schedule spring break to coincide with St. Patrick's Day weekend, so all the Boston-Irish Massholes don't go bananas and burn the town down every year, haha. Smart play, actually. But the weekend before this bar McMurphy's does "Blarney Blowout", and they open up at 11 and there are parties all over town, and it's the unofficial St. Paddy's Day, basically... at least until they turned into a police brutality clinic a year ago and now it's virtually shut down😕 But anyway, I was bouncing on one of these days. My bar was upstairs, directly across from McMurphy's, and we would just watch all the drunken shenanigans from the outside mezzanine. There's a little alley next to McMurphys that dudes and even girl's pee in all the time, and like 7 out of 10 times someone comes walking up the other side and the pee'er gets all startled and embarrassed😂 At my bar, the mezzanine was right over the entrance of the downstairs restaurant which was also part of our business. There was a brick platform that was built between the seps and the wheelchair ramp, probably 5 feet high, 2-3 feet wide. I'm outside leaning on the railing, with a ton of others, and this hot chick comes running across the street. I watch as she walks down steps, looks around nervously, and squats behind the brick divider of the now-closed restaurant, oblivious to the 10-15 people above her on the balcony. I see her drawers go down, and she just starts peeing...0